Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, this is going to be pretty short, I really don't have the
attention span for it plus they tend to get pretty generic. First
off, I know the name isn't that creative, but hey, they can't all
be winners. Anyway, on to the boring stuff, lol. I'm pretty laid
back, very spontaneous, extremely active with work, hobbies and
friends, and have a very sarcastic sense of humor...... and my
grammer kinda sucks, lol. In my spare time I'm usually hanging
out/training with friends, reading, watching movies and/or
daydreaming. Kinda over the party scene in general but good company
can always get me out. I'm a huge fan of live comedy and music,
sports (basketball, futbol, MMA, and gymnastics mostly), and
anything art (big art nerd) ........... Ok, I'm sure we're both
bored now, plus if I give up anymore there would be anything left
to talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, when i'm not breeding and training unicorns, making sense out
of a lot of numbers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm.....anything physical or math related, having fun at the DMV,
and antagonizing small children. Oh, and not directly answering
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I laugh a lot, my tattoos and my occasional lack of a neck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: mostly classics (e.g. brothers karamazov, count of monte
cristo, clockwork orange, any Joyce or Thompson). Almost any Comic
books/Graphic Novel/Manga (I probably read more of them than a
grown man should, and by the way, not a weeboo)
TV: Ok here's a few (too many to type) Louie, Legit, Battlestar,
Firefly, Supernatural, Todd Margaret, Vice, Game of Thrones, House
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Sternal Sunshine, Black Dynamite,
Requiem, Black Mirror, Big Lebowski, Rocknrolla, Get Shorty, Planes
Trains And Autos ...... You get the idea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, A good pair of sneakers, daydreaming, my brothers,
cartoons of any stripe and cinnamon toast crunch ..... and my
yellow crotch rocket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why hotdogs come in packs of 8 and hotdog buns come in packs of
My remake of Flash Gordan starring Tim Tebow
Porn paradies for 80 movies (e.g. The Karate Kid)
Better ways to text and drive/ride
How to better communicate sarcastic humor in writing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Haha, there's no such thing, but probably either entertaining a
dive bar, terrorizing a heavy bag, reading a book that I have to
look up every fifth word or crossing something of my list of crazy
things to do in Miami
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It took me more than two hours to write all this shit (an hour of
which what spellchecking)
I think I look really weird in standard face pictures, well most
pictures. Mostly because I usually look like I'm either about to
pass out or rob a liquor store
I have an acute weakness for cute animal photos
You should message me if
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If your first name has an odd number of letters
If you prefer conversations about ideas over ones about
If you have a genuine curiosity about life
If you agree that salsa and/or guacamole makes most food taste
If the coin landed on tales
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