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22 M Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:24pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English, German, Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey! I'm Jack, and I'm just a queer dude who loves rocks & ideas & places & movies.

I've lived various places around Ohio & Pennsylvania but I'm originally from Cleveland, and love Northeast Ohio. It combines a lot of my personal aesthetic intersts: urban decay, suburbia, and americana.

My interests vary from local history to cinema to American pop culture. I spend my spare time accordingly: watching movies, visiting museums and other sites of local interest, roller skating, going to parties, etc.

I am fascinated by the effect of the internet on our personal lives, and I consider net culture to be a huge influence on my style and identity (not in a seapunk way or anything, though). I like to think of my internet presence as the distilled essence of my being.

ENFP if you care
What I’m doing with my life
Studying geology at Oberlin, with some German literature on the side. Working at the museum of natural history for the summer researching millstones. (b0ring answer)

Sorting mail

Pretending to be really subversive

Driving around Ohio

Watching movies

Making my body as grotesque as possible

You know the deal.
I’m really good at
Organizing theme parties
Group Dynamics
Telling Stories
Infiltrating social groups
Taking selfies
Not getting upset
Being filthy
Consuming media
Crying but only during movies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Cave, East of Eden, The Sirens of Titan, Annals of the Former World, Die Leiden des jungen Werthers, Revolutionary Road, Death in Venice, Lotte in Weimar, Faust, Fraulein Else, Frankenstein (sorry most of these are German)

Movies: (Uhhhh okay this is going to be a lot of movies but I have a go-to list for movies that I consider favorites)

Nashville, Sunset Blvd., The Shining, Gone with the Wind, The White Ribbon, The Graduate, Blue Velvet, Bonnie and Clyde,Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Picnic at Hanging Rock, All About Eve. Shoot the Piano Player, Grand Hotel, Barry Lyndon, Kill Bill (Both Volumes), 3 Women, Fargo, Meet Me in St. Louis, North by Northwest, Casablanca, Metropolis, Taxi Driver, Broken Embraces, 2001: A Space Odyssey, American Graffiti, Mulholland Dr., A Woman is a Woman, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Inglourious Basterds, Kriemhild's Revenge, The Magnificent Ambersons, GoodFellas, Citizen Kane, Black Swan, Melancholia, Death Proof, Wild at Heart, The Rules of the Game, Krystof Kieslowski's Three Colors Trilogy, Lolita, The Scarlet Empress, Pierrot le fou, The Night of the Hunter, Midnight Cowboy, Gosford Park, Chinatown, The Skin I Live In, Drag Me to Hell, Hausu, Rosemary's Baby, Ballad of a Soldier, Chicago, All About My Mother, Inland Empire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Purple Rose of Cairo, A Clockwork Orange, The Red Shoes, The Gold Rush, The Evil Dead, Pinocchio, Hannah and Her Sisters, Psycho, Witness for the Prosecution, Drive, Clueless, Carnival of Souls, Nosferatu the Vampyre, Modern Times, Jules and Jim, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Faust: A German Folk Legend, Mildred Pierce, Veronika Voss, That Obscure Object of Desire, Shanghai Express, Vertigo, Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, The Last Days of Disco, The Double Life of Veronique, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, Destiny, Manhattan, Sweet Land, The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Notorious, Pandora's Box, The Marriage of Maria Braun, Party Monster, Last Year at Marienbad, Before Sunset, Week End, American Beauty, Farewell My Queen, Eyes Wide Shut, Mystery Train, Persona, The Godfather, Au Hasard Balthazar, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Gummo, Opening Night, Before Sunrise, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, The Magician, The Aviator, Lola, The Sacrifice, Never Let Me Go, Revolutionary Road, Hugo, Paths of Glory, The Birds, Slaughterhouse-Five, Lost in Translation, Medea, The Nasty Girl, Marlene, Great Expectations (1946), Antichrist, In the Mood for Love, Man With The Movie Camera, The Haunting, Strangers on a Train, Jane Eyre (the 2011 version), Certified Copy, Holy Motors, The Apartment, Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans, Winter's Bone, Paris Texas, Grand Illusion (Yikes this list is out of control)

Shows: Twin Peaks, Mad Men, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Big Love, Masterpiece Theatre, The Muppet Show, Rugrats, Lost in Space

Music: The B-52's, Talking Heads, Beat Happening, of Montreal, Architecture in Helsinki, Beyonce, Bratmobile, Joanna Newsom, The Bangles, The Pastels, The Petenders, Veronica Falls, Hunx and His Punx, Slutever, Devo, The Fiery Furnaces, Nina Hagen, The Styrenes, Erin Earthling, The Breeders, David Bowie, Most Ohio funk

Food: Cottage cheese, pierogis, french toast, broccoli, mac & cheese, pie, applesauce, franzia (but actually no food because I always accidentally sleep through meals)
The six things I could never do without
1. Art in some form
2. Natural settings
3. Glamour (which I define very broadly)
4. Self-awareness
5. My forehead vein
6. Some sort of social interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-American culture
-The way geography interacts with culture & identity
-Punk rock
-anti-oppression shit
-Emoticons :-)
-How I can convert this profile into some kind of art piece
-Will I ever finish reading Die Blechtrommel?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a horrifying party or else looking for a horrifying party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Former emo kid whoops

also i kind of unironically love the music of jem & the holograms (although i prefer the misfits)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-you actually read through my favorite movies. ~~~sure way 2 my heart~~~
-you're not some boring "str8-acting" masc white dude

But actually you should just message me because chances are I'm staring at millstones or something and would love a distraction