Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Male human here.
I had a cat.
I drank wine in a cave in Bulgaria.
I almost fell out of a moving car.
There is no such thing as a "slut."
Battlestar Galactica was one of the best TV series of all
I wear contacts.
I used to have a ponytail.
I can say "I am a dick" in Norwegian.
I've managed hundreds of fashion shows.
I am one of the richest people to ever live.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is a trick question. One can't "do" anything with one's own
life. Life is what makes "doing" possible. OK Cupid thought they
would get me but I'm on to them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking liquor without wincing.
Giving people bad news.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bulge in my pants. I have a large wallet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
**Disclaimer: These are just things that I like
Sexy girls drinking tea while wearing cool shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The nightlife in New York gets pretty routine after awhile. Unless
you're spending time with some interesting people, or you're going
to a really unique venue.
Otherwise it's just the same cranky bouncers and the same hits by
John Legend and Nicki Minaj.
I don't drink that much, partly for health considerations, partly
for financial considerations, and partly for psychological
I will be just as stimulated talking about politics and economic
policy while walking along the Hudson River at midnight as talking
about nonsense with some chick in a tiny skirt in a club.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a "dork" or "nerd" please at least be a legit dork or
nerd. Not one of these pretenders that thinks it all comes down to
dark rimmed glasses.
If you're not a dork or nerd, then at least own it, like "Yeah, I'm
a bimbo/ basic girl/ jock/ socially well-adjusted person/
extrovert/ whatever, and proud!"
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