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34 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"Veni, Vidi, Vici"
I have an old soul but don't let that fool you because there is a child at heart lurking close by. It's accompanied by a chilled dry sense of humor with a dash of sarcasm. My dash might be a bit larger. Not all cooks are the same!
I am a fun guy with zero drama. That’s right drama free and love it. I’m a very rare guy, an artist, jock, nerd, boy scout, and I kick ass! So I'm going to kick back, relax, have a glass of Oban (scotch) with some pizza. Yes I know, I am a bit classy!
Beard is in full bloom. I will place a new picture up soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work: Amazing I.T. job supporting NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration). I have already been to DC and Alabama for work.

Fitness: I go to my friends Crossfit gym 3 to 4 times a week, with two 5k rows a week before class. (This change is only a couple months old and I'm seeing some good results.) I have been doing Crossfit for 4 years and my strength has increased. I have lost 30 lbs and 5 notches in the belt. I am trying to be more conscious about how I eat.
PR: Bench 315 lbs
PR: Squat 445 lbs
PR: Deadlift 465 lbs
PR: Max 20 rep Squats 305 lbs
( I'm proud of these. If you take the time to get to know me you would know how humble I am about things. Just sharing part of my life.)

Fun: Random shenanigans. Extreme piggyback rides. Parkour. or failing at it. Lifting heavy objects like a boss. Witty banter. Kickin'ass Bruce Campbell style.
I also made a go bag. Its in my charger for camping, hiking, and emergencies. Like earthquakes and being stuck in Seattle. Not zombies but I guess its good for that too. :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable. Sometimes I feel like the company shrink. I can build a mean fire. I'm Great with computers, and good at problem solving. Being creative: I built a stand to increase air flow to the fire pit out of a steel rim and a few sections of metal tubing. Did I know what I was doing? Hell no! I just did it!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m the eye of a hurricane, and everyone else is stuck outside. Also those baby blues help. *wink*

Work had a three day team building. At the end we had to go up to each person in our team and tell them what values they bring. This is the response I got back. Knowledgeable, easy going, calm demeanor, great sense of humor, very efficient problem solver, self motivated, quick to learn, approachable, and the most important one... How fast I was able to gain everyone's trust in a very short amount of time.
The most embarrassing part about this is our coach for the group said some corny line about how I have a twinkle in my eye. So now I have a new nickname because of her. Arg!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Any thing by Dr. Seuss, Calvin and Hobbes, Gunplay, Dune, And way too much Splunk for work. Tolkien, Tao Te Ching

Movies: Snatch, Desperado, Boondock Saints, Aliens, RED, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Evil Dead, The Dark Knight, 300, SinCity, Watchmen, DarkCrystal, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks 1 & 2.

Music: Linkin Park, Paul Oakenfold, Aerosmith, Yoshida Brothers, Deadmau5, Tool, RATM, KISS, Poison, 3OH!3, Swedish House Mafia, Nero, Skrillex, The Glitch Mob, Weezer, Macklemore, Beach boys, Louis Armstrong, Jackie Wilson, Jamiroquai, Korn, Matisyahu, Unsun,
As you can see a bit of everything. Keep on shuffling!

Shows: Old school Looney Tunes, A-team, Burn Notice, The Daily Show, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, Real time with Bill Mahr, IT Crowd, Red Dwarf, Top Gear (British only, American one is garbage), Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, Rescue Me

Food: Thai, Sushi, Mexican, Italian, Bacon, Home made is where its at!

Teams: Sounders, Seahawks, Redwings, Chelsea, Mariners

Comedians: Jim Jeffries, Bill Burr, Gabriel Iglesias,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith in my internal strength
Giving and receiving the warmth of love with family, friends, and that special woman
Making things come to life from scratch
Sound waves that make your body tingle
Bathing in the pale moon light while soaking in star light older then man’s existence
Feeling the cool air rush by while diving through the curves
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This question is an evil ploy against all males. We all know the answer to this......... Bacon!!!! and many other B words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well most Fridays I just go to the gym, unless my friends want to do happy hour. I like to keep my Fridays as a flex day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Flash my bellybutton at Russian spy satellites. It’s a good childhood story.
You should message me if
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If you want to have a great guy take you out with no BS. Then you should message me.
Bonus points for: Bubbly, happy, Heels, a great smile, strong hugs, great massages, and something you can teach me. Oh and did I say Heels?

Please don't forget to smile!