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JAYTEASPROUT

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not around that often. So if we start dating lets just enjoy our time together. I won't be mad if you leave me for someone who can hang out weekdays after 5 and all weekend. I bet he's less fun than I am though.

I make references to Seinfeld constantly. I've played music in almost every US State on tour but i haven't left the country in a while and I'd like to get out and see the world very soon.

I walk, run, bike, or drive my car around the city even if it takes a little longer than the subway. I'm a fan of fresh air.

There was nothing particularly funny in my self-summary, but girl, i'm a fucking riot!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working freelance in concert production at theaters like Hammerstein and arenas like MSG & Barclays since early 2012. I have the most exciting/fun job I've ever had right now. I was production manager of the all girl stage on Warped Tour this summer. I sing and play instruments in some bands that do not tour and I have a solo comedy/music act that tours a bit. www.skagoessolo.com
Update: unavailable July 23-31, Aug 23-31, Sep 12-oct 13
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can sing anything spot on from the deepest Johnny Cash to the highest Whitney Houston tunes, it makes me kind of a bully at karaoke night. Also, standing on the keyboard stand while holding up the keyboard and playing a solo. and doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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eyes. they say "wow you have crazy eyes". then i usually open them even wider and crazier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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flix: Office Space, Clockwork Orange, My Cousin Vinnie, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Back To The Future, Star Wars, Trading Places, The Dark Knight. Also anything I was an extra in, i like to try to find myself Where's Waldo style.

TV: South Park, Dexter, Seinfeld, Curb, Sopranos, The Office (US&UK), Daily Show, Louie, Family Guy

Guns N Roses, NOFX, Ani Difranco have held on as my 3 favorites but I have many other artists I like in ska, punk, reggae, hardcore, bluegrass, hip-hop, pop, classic rock ... my life is very centered around music because it's what i do for fun and for work. I love it all and I can find something good about any artist.

books: auto-biographies, mainly Slash and Duff's

eating: Sushi, pasta, steak w/ A1 (it's that important). Vegan cuisine, pan-asian, indian, mexican. I hate onions. I LOVE TO COOK!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think throughout my life I've proven I can do without just about anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you when you are not around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My schedule is irregular so my weekend could end up being Monday or Tuesday. I'm pretty down for whatever.. Going out or staying in are both fine with me as long as I'm with fun people and/or decent entertainment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is well documented in the questions I answered for this site. so now you can read about my views on biting during sex before you know my name. Privacy..pshht that's so 90's.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to maybe do some outdoorsy things and fun activities instead of or in addition to hanging out in bars.
you are not already "seeing" someone else. you don't mind hearing many many jokes, and if YOU can make ME laugh, I'm yours.