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  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 6
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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Stupid box shouldn't be so difficult to write for should it, but it is and it's infuriating. So let's just skip this box shall we. That's right, move along, nothing to see here.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run my own company and currently in the process of starting another as a partnership, so my life is pretty hectic, but I like it like that.

Although I might sound very business orientated, any spare time I have is spent travelling and seeing as much of the world as I can. I am an explorer at heart. I started my company so that I could take the profit and enjoy life, not the other way round.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding new things to do. I hate being stuck indoors. Even if it is something as simple as walking along the Thames, at least I've done something. The exception to this is if its cold. I hate the cold. Bring me a blanket and cuddle up.

I am also a damn good cook. Tell me that doesn't get me some brownie points.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty tall and I'm ok with that.

People also occasionally laugh when I say stuff. Occasionally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All kinds of food.

Show me Ibiza and I'll be your friend, Avicii, Hardwell and Hard rock sofa are some of my favourite DJs.

Well this is always ever changing but some of the best.
Limitless. Possibly the best film of recent years.
Inception, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Back to the Future Trilogy (ok this is actually my favorite trilogy. Now you know I'm a nerd. Hey I could have said Star Wars), Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr. Awesome actor!), Iron Man (obviously next), The Avengers (obviously, obviously next.), V for Vendetta.... and lots more.

I would be amiss to say How I met your mother and The Big Bang Theory. I have often been likened to Sheldon because of my blunt honesty at times. I like Sheldon and I am okay with this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Obvious stuff: Hot shower, Comfy bed, creature comforts.. Basically camping should just be a banned ideology.
Well not banned, that's a little harsh, maybe just those people should be frowned upon. We're an advanced race damn it!

Now the other stuff:
GPS and London Transport apps. Seriously getting home after a 'quiet' night out is so much easier these days. I mean it's quite likely I'll still end up somewhere I shouldn't be, or in a bush, but at least I feel like there was a possibility of a damn decent attempt.

And finally...
Mainly for the life sucking leech that Reddit and imgur is at this stage.

Oh and Sun, why can this country never do summer properly?

I lost count. Was that six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I don't have a mortal enemy yet.
Surely everyone needs a mortal enemy / Moriarty?
Can I share your mortal enemy? Maybe we can team up and be like a super evil/good team against your mortal enemy? Your choice. Evil preferred. Evil's more fun. Or sinister.. ooh yes sinister. Think Despicable me. Anyone looking to start a sinister Despicable me-esque movement against a mortal enemy please apply. Must have minions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swearing at the iPhones GPS / closed tube on the way back from the club before failing miserably and resorting to that comfy looking bush.

Ah, so that's how that happens.
(This happened once. I am not proud of myself and hence now have a hatred at the idea of camping!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once hairline fractured my lower fifth metacarpal bone once whilst doing something incredibly stupid. Much much stupider than your average stupid. Funnily enough, not much sympathy given to a man who has a splint on his pinky finger.
You should message me if
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Well you read this far didn't you? That's some serious dedication, why waste that now.

Also applications for mortal enemy sharing with sinister intent.