I am the coolest fucking guy on here by far and you want to know me.

I think that's what I'm meant to say, right?

OK not a great start, but the rest is a lot more interesting. Honest...

Right now.. trying to figure out how to make this thing sound good.

Other than that. Anything I can to keep it interesting and why not?

My job means I get to travel all around London, which is awesome.

Also using lots of superlatives it seems.

Spontaneity. You want to do something, I'm available because "no" is boring.
It's more fun that way and I've managed to do some pretty interesting things out of it.

What else?
Scuba Diving, took it up about a year ago and love it.
Sailing, don't really do this as much as I like.
Water Rafting, did this at Lee Valley on the olympics course for the day and loved it.
And finally of course random exploration. Went to Edinburgh, climbed a mountain... the wrong way. How do you climb a mountain the wrong way I hear you asking cynically? Well trust me you can and yes you feel stupid afterwards!!

P.s. I'm actually not that keen on being in cold, murky water and prefer dry land. Not exactly obvious from the list above, lol.

So basically I'm good at keeping busy and doing new things I guess is the conclusion.

Oh and hibernating from the cold under a blanket... I am amazing at this.

I also love cooking stir-fry and make a kick-ass Paella. Ask me nicely and I'll let you try some.

I'm pretty tall, I'm used to people looking up to me. :)

People also sometimes laugh when I say stuff. That's not really a first thing people notice, but it comes pretty quickly after.

Food:
All kinds of food.

Books:
Lots of books! Crime thrillers and space operas mostly.

Films:
Well this is always ever changing but some of the best.
Limitless. How good is that film, and his eyes are so blue. I want his blue eyes. Someone help me hold him down as I take them.
Inception, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Back to the Future Trilogy (ok this is actually my favorite trilogy. Now you know I'm a nerd. Hey I could have said Star Wars), Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr. Awesome actor!), Iron Man (obviously next), The Avengers (obviously, obviously next.), V for Vendetta.... and lots more obviously.

Honest I do stuff other than films, computers just make it easy.

Obvious stuff: Hot shower, Comfy bed, creature comforts.. Basically camping should just be a banned ideology.
Well not banned, that's a little harsh, maybe just frowned upon.

Now the other stuff:
GPS and London Transport apps. Seriously getting home after a 'quiet night' out is so much easier these days. I mean it's quite likely I'll still end up somewhere I shouldn't be, or in a bush, but at least I feel like there was a possibility of a damn decent attempt.

And finally...
Internet!
Mainly for the life sucking leech that Reddit is at this stage.

Why I don't have a mortal enemy yet.
Surely everyone needs a mortal enemy / Moriarty? I learnt it from the movies.
Can I share your mortal enemy? Maybe we can team up and be like a super evil/good (Your choice. Evil preferred. Evil's more fun. Or sinister.. ooh yes sinister. Anyone looking to start a sinister movement against a mortal enemy please apply.) team against your mortal enemy?

Swearing at the iPhones GPS / closed tube on the way back from the club before failing miserably and resorting to that comfy looking bush.

Ah, so that's how that happens.

I once broke my lower fifth metacarpal bone once whilst doing something incredibly stupid.
No not the mountain climb wrong way thing, that's just stupid. This was more stupider, like triple stupid or something, not your average stupid.

Well you read this far didn't you? That's some serious dedication, why waste that now.

Also applications for mortal enemy sharing with sinister intent.

Tl;dr
I'm also the coolest guy on here.
Maybe you didn't get that from my summary so I thought I'd re-iterate here.
Modest as well.