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JBigsOU

34 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Houston born, TN grown; then north of the Mason Dixon line ever since college at Ohio U. Other than the aforementioned, have lived a long stint in Chicago, and shorter stints in Buffalo and Pittsburgh. First time living out west. College football at 9am and primetime games at 4:30pm still kinda tweaks me out.

Pretty new to SF, & have no expectations or necessary outcomes from this. If I could meet someone fun, lighthearted, witty to experience the area with, that'd be aces with me.

Me: Witty/sarcastic; like to have witty banter with others. Very real person; honest, straightforward. Pretty smart. Love sports, play sports. Blunt. Fun-loving. Love concerts. Appreciate randomness & spontaneity. Love travel. Love whiskey and beer. Play guitar, but been too undisciplined with my schedule lately. Grr.

Let's be real, this online thing masquerades as a method to find "perfect matches" based on a "dating CV" of sorts, like a job app. If this is your take, if you look at the profile as such and expect and assess first dates for instant levels of "match," whereby if it's not a magical Cinderella date, then it's a quick no go, you probably shouldn't message me. Just saying, that's not reality, so I don't want to waste my time, and I'll spare you yours. It's a mutual favor. Anyway, I've noticed this whole "dating resume" perception messes with people's expectations. Though it shouldn't, since most people should know the above isn't really the case, and it comes down to meeting up, seeing how things go, and taking it a day at a time. Duh! So, the rest of this profile may be first meet-up material, so feel free to read on, skip to the bottom, or just drop me a line with/without a number and maybe we can plan to meet up.

Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Was working at the privilege of serving those whose health is compromised...sometimes with a scalpel. Now reclaiming my life.
I’m really good at
...self distraction. People watching. Imagining myself on stage playing live when I'm listening to heavy rock. Imagining myself in some far-off operating room. Traveling, and/or thinking about how I wish I were traveling, and where I want to go. Getting too into a sports game whilst watching on TV. Kissing, so I'm told. Witty banter. Spontaneity. Having a high batting avg. in 12" softball. Trying new beers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Michael Crichton, Thomas Harris, Edgar Allen Poe, HG Wells, Mark Twain, book I picked up in Africa about Africa, to name a few.

Most 80's flicks are terribly amazing!; Blues Brothers; Animal House; Dumb & Dumber; History of the World Part 1, or really most anything Mel Brooks (Spaceballs, etc); Jaws; Star Wars; Indiana Jones; Top Gun; Life of Brian; Airplane, etc. This list is not inclusive.

TV? Mostly crap nowadays. Watch sports channels and shows, and the following when they're not stooping low to show insane reality TV: NatGeo, Discovery (especially Shark Week), TLC, Smithsonian, History, etc. HBO when it had Entourage. South Park. Seinfeld is the best sitcom in history. Classics: Wonder Years, Family Ties, some of the real oldies, SNL up until ~early 2000's, and ALF to name a few.

I have some of most all major genres in my 200+ album collection. However, no country or super emo stuff. I don't consider Jack Johnson emo. No bubble gum rock (thanks for starting that fad Third Eye Blind and Matchbox 20). No boy band or 'Call Me Maybe'-type stuff. And I would be a happy man to never hear that Daft Punk song again.

Steak, potatoes, mac & cheese, hot Buffalo wings, veggies not named asparagus or brussel sprouts, Southern cooking, good ketchup-based (ie, TN style) BBQ, sweet tea (real sweet tea). Beer, whiskey, beer.
The six things I could never do without
-Sports
-Beer, food (sustenance basically)
-Friends, + banter with them
-Women
-Feeling fulfilled
-Traveling, activities, adventure in new places
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Places I'd like to go and things I'd like to do if given the chance. Sports. College football Saturday. Food. Women (c'mon, y'all get some props! You know we'd be lying if we said we didn't). Going back to S. Africa, but instead of Great White cage diving in Mossel Bay with ~15ft juveniles, going to Gansbaai to get in with the larger adults! Concerts. Food. Beer. What's next?
On a typical Friday night I am
...varies. I try not to get mired in having a typical anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No tightie whities...I sport boxers or boxer briefs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're not into playing games. Look, I said I was real & straightforward, right? Ha. Or have silly expectations from this site/dating method.
-The following played fads are not a routine part of your wardrobe/worn for the sake of "hipness" points: large Jackie O sunglasses worn indoors, underground, at night, or when it's cloudy; Toms (I realize this excludes 35% of women here); Uggz; loud glasses that don't actually have Rx lenses in them; black tights every day including on non-workout days. NB: list subject to change.
-You are not a huge Ohio St. fan.

NB: I am pretty independent and secure in myself, as well as sometimes having to work a lot, so if you are the co-dependent type, & want a 5 night/wk stay-in movie/reality TV cuddler, I'm probably not your man. I'm more into independent women who feel secure in their own as well. Just being honest. Just saying.

We'd probably mesh & you should message me if you fancy yourself as:
-fun
-fit
-funny/good sense of humor/witty
-adventurous, active
-enjoy sports to some extent
-lighthearted
-spontaneous, or amenable to it

You "had me at hello" if one or more of the below:
-you are brunette with long hair and blue, hazel, or green eyes; honorable mention to longish hair in general, which is solid.
-you have a British or S. African accent; honorable mention to European accented English.
-or a genteel Southern accent; honorable mention to New York and Boston accents, which are solid, as is Canadian (seriously...girls saying hoose and aboot is cute).

Talk to you soon!