Pretty new to SF, & have no expectations or necessary outcomes from this. If I could meet someone fun, lighthearted, witty to experience the area with, that'd be aces with me.
Me: Witty/sarcastic; like to have witty banter with others. Very real person; honest, straightforward. Pretty smart. Love sports, play sports. Blunt. Fun-loving. Love concerts. Appreciate randomness & spontaneity. Love travel. Love whiskey and beer. Play guitar, but been too undisciplined with my schedule lately. Grr.
Let's be real, this online thing masquerades as a method to find "perfect matches" based on a "dating CV" of sorts, like a job app. If this is your take, if you look at the profile as such and expect and assess first dates for instant levels of "match," whereby if it's not a magical Cinderella date, then it's a quick no go, you probably shouldn't message me. Just saying, that's not reality, so I don't want to waste my time, and I'll spare you yours. It's a mutual favor. Anyway, I've noticed this whole "dating resume" perception messes with people's expectations. Though it shouldn't, since most people should know the above isn't really the case, and it comes down to meeting up, seeing how things go, and taking it a day at a time. Duh! So, the rest of this profile may be first meet-up material, so feel free to read on, skip to the bottom, or just drop me a line with/without a number and maybe we can plan to meet up.