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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Oct 7
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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There are two things in this world I will never give up: my dog, and my love of Boston area sports teams.

Despite her frequent shedding of white hair (seriously, I have found it in the strangest places), my dog is quite possibly the friendliest and most loveable dog in the world. She's great, and there is nothing that will convince me otherwise.

My passion for Boston teams is obviously a result of having grown up there. It can rub people the wrong way, sometimes, but it's pretty much because they hate the teams, not my cheering for them.

If you can tolerate both of these, then that's a plus.

Interesting, yet possibly stupid facts about me:
- I swallowed a quarter while jumping off a couch when I was in third grade and later told everyone I was worth 25 cents.
- I have a signed photo from Punky Brewster addressed to me hanging in my apartment. My dog is also named Punky. This is not a coincidence.
- I used to play the trombone and was pretty good at it, but switched to saxophone because I thought girls would like it better. I was in fifth grade and ended up sucking at playing it.
- I dressed as a roll of toilet paper for Halloween two years in a row. Version 2.0 was much improved over the first.
What I’m doing with my life
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When not working, like most people around here, I enjoy the occasional happy hour and going into DC on the weekends. During the summer, I try to go biking and hiking (hey, that rhymes!) as much as possible, as well as going to the beach whenever possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am still attempting to gather enough people to spend a rainy day watching back-to-back trilogies - Back to the Future and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Enough said.
You should message me if
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You want to hear wild and crazy stories about my nana.