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JBombs63

26 M Bethpage, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
HELLO LADY!

Insta: thejoehose
Not your average Joe. (pun kind of intended) Christmas eve baby. Looking for some new faces and a change in the normal routine here n there. Not crazy complicated or anything...keep it simple and avoid the headaches.
I'm like a controlled bi-polar for lack of a better phrase. I'm outgoing, yet laid back. I like to go out and live life but can be content with kicking back and relaxing, generally in a good mood but we all have our off days...it happens
And just to be clear...im not the stereotype my appearance gives off. Although there are occurrences where it seems like it, but hey, im a new york italian so sometimes it just happens. For example, you have a better shot of seeing my 6 pack in my hand than under my shirt. Don't judge til you know me :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Truck driver,active softball player and hockey goalie, associate degree in criminal justice. Aside from that, pretty much whatever comes my way.
I’m really good at
Impulse buying, baking, grilling, bowling, softball, driving, air hockey, figuring stuff out when i take the time to, acting like I'm friends with a complete stranger, and within the last year I'm realizing I'm alot better with younger kids than i expected. (I don't have any kids, I just spend alot of time after work with my cousin's son)
The first things people usually notice about me
My height...I'm pretty sarcastic...i'm not too much of a time waster...Im ridiculously easy to get along with... if we meet i'll most likely act as if i already know you to avoid the awkward "ummm hi?" deal. i'm pretty blunt...i have big hands, or the tattoo on my leg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
no books (sorry, not much of a reading type)
Movies: Fight Club, Super Troopers, Silver Linings Playbook, X Men series
TV Shows: I don't have any particular shows i watch since i'm a fairly busy guy and there are 5 other people in the house wanting to watch
Music: anything esp 90s music, but my iPod consists of quite the eclectic array of choices
Food: steak n seafood, including sushi, but I eat almost anything regardless
The six things I could never do without
a car
a job
good people to spend time with
the basics(food, water, ect.)
football
hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How soon can my career get started so I can get out and be on my own.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever from relaxing to karaoke, there's no real plan...if you want to be a part of my friday night go ahead and ask...it could be an adventure waiting to happen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No idea, I'm a pretty open book, just ask what you'd like to know
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have no problem saying what you're thinking
you don't bring drama wherever you go
You're tired of waiting to see if i message you first
You have any random questions..for some reason I like answering
And the cliche don't just say hey whats up..and apparently people think "heyy" is a worthy substitute...it's not
big plus if you listen to elvis duran

And here's the "Don't message me if" rant:
If you have no plans to actually meet the person you're talking to on here. I know it's 2014 and technology has come along way, but once a conversational chemistry is made, why wouldn't you want to meet up for coffee, ice cream, dinner or whatever. Take note: If you have a "one month minimum" on texting before meeting, go ahead and find a new person to message. I know there are creepers out there, male and female alike. However, back in the days before texts and online sites, people would meet anywhere and strike up conversation. Because you know what? That guy that held the door for you at dunkin last week may have been a creeper, or the guy that you had a casual convo with at a bar and bought you a drink...may have been a creeper as well, and you survived them, and not for nothing, more relationships worked better before everyone hid behind the computer screen...food for thought ::end of rant::
my apologies