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25 Clarkston, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi! My name's Jesse. First of all, thanks for looking at my stuff. You know, if I got a nickel every time someone did, I'd have five cents now. Sadly, that's not really a viable source of income. Anyways, second of all, I hope you're having a good (insert whatever day it is when you read this here) today.

As you probably ascertained from the fact that I'm posting here and looking at those pictures of my face (don't worry, it scares me sometimes too) I'm a single pasty white male looking for a single any-color female. Why am I looking here on the internet instead of, say, outside? Well, have you been outside lately? It's all bright and hot out there. Or maybe it's cold. Depends on what season it is. I'd probably know if I bothered to go outside and check, but no thanks. Not that there's anything wrong with the sun, I like it as much as the next - really pale and easily sunburned - guy, it's just that I work really hard to maintain my ghostly complexion and I'm really just rambling on until I can think of a good segue-way from the shut-in jokes into the rest of my self-sales pitch but, as you can tell, I'm not doing very well...SO!

A little bit about me: I'm uh, well, I'm a guy. I Yes! I have hair. It's dark, and so are my eyes which contrasts quite nicely with my aforementioned paleness, or so I'm told. I'm 25, and I'm about 5'10'' or maybe 11'', I stopped measuring once I passed the minimum height requirement to ride the cool rides. I'm a practicing martial-artist and I like to stay healthy...ish. I watch what I eat and drink, somewhat, but I do admit to having a sordid on-again-off-again relationship with root beer, the rootiest of all beers. I do eat meat, so if you're a vegetarian...I'm sorry? No, not really. I'm not sorry, but I respect your choices, even if I think you're weird. Seriously. Steak is awesome. But only rare or medium-rare. Well-done is a waste of good meat.

Speaking of health choices, I am not a drug user and never have been, though I won't judge you if you are/were. As far as I'm concerned, a person can do to their own body whatever they wish, so long as it doesn't hurt someone else. I'm pretty libertarian like that. I won't lie though, I did try what the kids call the marijuana. Twice, actually, to give it a second chance after the first time, but in the end I didn't like it either time and haven't touched it since. Just not for me, you dig?

I don't drink much either. Like, at all, actually, which is why I don't go to bars or parties/clubs or, you know, anywhere, because those usually rely on you getting somewhat drunk to properly participate, you know? It's probably also why I'm sitting here writing this instead of talking to people like a normal human being, drunk and horny at the bar. Instead I'm sober and horny at my computer chair. Much better.

Anyways, I like music. Yep. Just like everyone else who ever existed (omg, I'm like so original!). I grew up with classic-rock, but I like the new stuff too. Well some of it. I also like alternative, classical, jazz, punk, metal, hip-hop...I'll listen to pretty much anything. Doesn't mean I'll like it, but I'll listen to it. I'm also computer guy, very tech savvy and spend a lot of time on the internet and working on technology, whether it's for school or pleasure. I read a lot. Not just wikipedia though, I also read actual books made from dead trees, you know, old-school. I'm also a writer on the internet, in addition to my other work and interests, so there's...that. It's a fun hobby, if not a bit irregular. I do it more for fun than anything else.

Oh, right, you probably want to know if I'm economically viable, ha ha, of course you do if you're shallow. Or responsible. (Please pick whichever is least insulting to you personally). Well I'm currently working a shitty food service job on the weekends while I go to school during the rest of the week to work on finishing up my undergrad before I head on over to more deb...graduate school. It's not the greatest job in the world, but all things considered, it's actually pretty decent, and the money is nice. It buys me things that I wish to purchase. Yeah, see how that works? Smart. I also have a car (that's *not* a total beat up piece of shit) that I use when I'm too lazy to walk or if I need to go somewhere else or if I just want to Anyways, I pay all my bills and I don't owe the mob any money, so I think it's safe to say I'm pretty stable. Sorry, not a secretly manipulative and creepy billionaire like what seems to be the popular thing lately.

Oh, yes, despite my earlier unfunny jokes, I do actually enjoy the great outdoors, fishing especially, but just being outside in the fresh-air is always nice. I slept in a tree once. Yeah, not really related, but it's true. I'm also really good with animals. I grew up in a house with a lot of them. Dogs, cats, fish, reptiles, you name it. Even had a hedgehog once imaginatively named Pokey. I guess the point here is I really love animals. I did volunteer work in an Animal Hospital in fact, a few years ago, doing everything from helping with basic cleanliness and upkeep of the facilities to assisting with the more complicated surgeries and procedures. I unfortunately had to leave that job after participating in several euthenizations because, well, to be honest, I didn't want to do that anymore.

But anyways, enough about that, and enough about me! I've been talking forever, and I'm sure some of you skipped over most of that stuff and ended up here in the last paragraph, so I should probably finish this off with a strong conclusion yeah? Honestly, I know all about me already, I've been with me for the last 25 years, I've had enough of me. I'm more interested in learning about *you* and what kind of a person you are. Hi, how are you? We haven't met (probably. If we have and I already know you, 'sup? Wanna go do karate in the garage?), but I'd like to. Why don't you tell me about yourself?

P.S. Do you like dinosaurs?
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying to become a social worker, with emphasis in Child Protection Services.
I’m really good at
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A lot of things. Ask me and find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a talker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction, science fiction, sketch-comedy, classic-rock, strawberries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, sleep, music, internet, books, dry socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You're bored?