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JCH1990

24 Mesquite, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Welcome to Jason's profile revolution redux 2014 edition director's cut in 3D. The movie, the game.

Onward, to the beautiful rambling word picture!

So I'm this guy, right? On my days off I wear pajama pants and drink too much coffee. I have arms, they're pretty cool. I really hope someone without arms doesn't see this because I totally just blew it.

If I'm wearing pajama pants I'm probably also watching movies on Netflix or playing video games on my ps3 using the hands attached to my wicked sweet arms. Sometimes I use my eyes to read a book. That's right ladies arms -and- eyes. I'm a keeper.

If I'm not wearing pajama pants (like, once a year), I'm probably out riding my bike or shopping for weird ingredients I haven't used before. I watch a lot of Chopped, and Central Market is pretty neat. I very much enjoy trying new restaurants. I'll also go check out concerts and festivals in Dallas. Sometimes I go to good bars and try out random craft brews. Someone should come with me while I do these things. They could watch me have lots of fun.

I have this house I live in. It's pretty sweet and conveniently located 30 minutes away from anything interesting. Wouldn't want to accidentally get mixed up in all that fun happening in Dallas. That would be dreadful.

There's this guy in the house who says he's my Brother. I think he's telling the truth. He's around pretty often. I think he might sleep in one of the rooms. I don't even know man.

There's a dog too. He's an absolute **stard but he's also adorable so I let it slide. I'm pretty sure he's made me go DAWWW in anger at least once. He's my favorite paradox. I take him to dog parks to keep his puptonium core from exceeding critical mass. That isn't pretty and it's the reason I had to move here from Chernobyl*.

I'm looking for someone I can be silly and go do things with. Someone who's independent and has their business all together. Maybe if that much goes well, I'll flex my gentlemanly muscles (that's a poor choice of words and I'm making the conscious choice not to change it) a bit, do some wooing and romancing. I totally have a metaphorical six pack in that regard.

I'm sorry I can't take a shirtless picture to show you my unfortunately metaphysical abs. I'm sure it would have earned me a lot of respect.

So maybe it wasn't in 3D, but I think that just about covers the basics.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staring at my fucking phone.

And so are you.

Oh god.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like cooking. It's my artistic outlet. In fact, I might love cooking. But please don't tell cooking that; I don't think cooking feels the same way about me and I don't want to make it weird.

~Sigh.~
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly couldn't say.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book series is the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, other favorites are Stephen King (especially his short stories and The Dark Tower), Douglas Adams, Ender's game, Tuesdays with Morrie (I idolize this man), 1984, 'arry potta, and many others. I caught up to the latest book in A song of Ice and Fire and I am going nuts waiting for the next one.

A couple of favorite movies are Into the Wild (!), Moon, Sunshine, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Let the Right One In, anything directed by Guillermo Del Toro, The man from earth, ink, Serenity, LOTR, Star Wars, back to the future...this list will go on for days.

Favorite shows are Doll house, Firefly (Basically anything by Joss Whedon), Supernatural, The walking dead, Mad Men, Chuck, 24, How I Met Your Mother...mostly stuff you can find on netflix.

Oh, and Adventure Time. Dont judge me, that show's awesome.

Absolute favorite band is The Antlers, followed by After Midnight Project. I listen to a lot of different things, but its mostly indie stuff. Most recent bands I've grown fond of are Billy Talent and Faunts. I used to be way into symphonic/power metal, and it still graces my playlists on occasion, to the dismay of all who ride in my car with me. I'd call it a guilty pleasure but I aint ashamed. The Edge is my favorite radio station.

Sushi is my favorite food (salmon, fkyeh), along with all things Italian. (My current diet doesn't allow for either of these things. Fuck me. [Except now I've learned how to cook alternatives for them so unfuck me.])
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Entertainment
My car
A home
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and where I want to be, and the sort of people I want to be there with.

Issues in my life and the lives of those I care about.

What the hell to eat.

"Did I leave the oven on again? I did. I'm sure I did. Shitshitshit, gotta go back"

Vengeance for my sensei
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go out every Friday with my friends to do hoodrat shit. We try a different restaurant each night, and usually a different bar, go to shows, do something completely out there, whatever we feel like.

...

And by that I mean hookers and blow. Every Friday. Hooblow night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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* I actually didn't move here from Chernobyl. I'm a goddamn liar and I am sorry.
You should message me if
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Hopefully you'll now be away to respond to that message I sent that doubtlessly drew you here, because otherwise I'm going to be crying myself to sleep again tonight.

You don't want to make a grown man cry, do you?

Of course you don't. It's awful in many ways.