- a Mr. Mom, the dude who cooks full meals for friends and cleans while in a dress shirt
- a master of cocktail chatter, whose knowledge base is just eclectic enough to take most topics and run with them
- a listener and a story-teller. I enjoy doing the former but can be persuaded to perform the latter role
- a reluctant troubleshooter and perpetually-willing therapist. I can personally fix problems but I prefer to help others figure things out on their own.
- an outwardly sardonic but inwardly empathetic nice guy asshole
TL;DR: In theory, I'm an immensely witty and clever individual. In practice, my humor is of the self-deprecatory kind. Don't take anything I write/say too seriously and we'll get along just fine. If you want something a bit more factual, please proceed to the next section.