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JChan7

22 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Note: Currently rewriting my profile so pretend there is something witty here and forgive the incompleteness of it all*

Absurd Description:
- a Mr. Mom, the dude who cooks full meals for friends and cleans while in a dress shirt
- a master of cocktail chatter, whose knowledge base is just eclectic enough to take most topics and run with them
- a listener and a story-teller. I enjoy doing the former but can be persuaded to perform the latter role
- a reluctant troubleshooter and perpetually-willing therapist. I can personally fix problems but I prefer to help others figure things out on their own.
- an outwardly sardonic but inwardly empathetic nice guy asshole

TL;DR: In theory, I'm an immensely witty and clever individual. In practice, my humor is of the self-deprecatory kind. Don't take anything I write/say too seriously and we'll get along just fine. If you want something a bit more factual, please proceed to the next section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Contract employee for a consultant
- Slowly turning my studio into a place I wouldn't mind showing off
- Exploring Northwest Berkeley
- Pretending I'm on Chopped and cooking something interesting from miscellaneous ingredients in under 30 minutes
- Befriending every bartender in every decent bar/pub in the East Bay
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting lost
- Arriving at the right place at the right time (usually after the above happens)
- Cards Against Humanity (only in a group filled with terrible people)
- Food history
- Banter/Stories (Self-deprecation is good for the soul)
- Rattling off cliches and poorly timed jokes whilst giving advice/comforting a friend. Works 4/5 times. Either I'm awesome at it or I have interesting friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like someone they know. Happens way too often. Or perhaps that I seem like a Jason or a Jonathan or even a Diego one strange evening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Markhat Series by Frank Tuttle
Movies: Princess Mononoke, Gladiator, Casablanca
Shows: Hannibal, Copper, Suits, Person of Interest, Firefly
Music (An attempt at categorizing artists): Blues, Jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, Caro Emerald), Electro-Alt (Bitter:sweet, Parov Stelar, Nicola Conte), Gothic/Symphonic Rock (Within Temptation, Delain)
Comedians: Louis CK, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Tim Minchin
Podcasts: BBC News Hour, Sex Nerd Sandra, Selected Shorts, Monstercat Radio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family 2. A good book 3. Entertaining banter 4. WIP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people. I like considering why people act the way they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. The benefit of my work is that I can do it at home. The danger of my work is that I can do it at home, with all of its lovely distractions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that a ploy to get my friend to drink more backfired in spectacular fashion and I ended up having to walk stark naked next door to "ask" for toilet paper. I say "ask" b/c I didn't actually need it nor did I expect to receive it. In any case, none of my friends expected me to actually follow through with the house rule or to actually come back with the tp. Returned with toilet paper, the respect of my fellows, and a fun story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you also agree that this is an awkward process and you want someone to be awkward with while searching for the special someone
- you simply want someone to chat with
- you are interested in touring Golden Gate Park/exploring the deYoung Museum
- you want to be my PAL
- you are willing to give me a couple chances at a first impression (this will kind of sum up our relationship if it does occur http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frNpdG4F9mw)
- Also if you have music suggestions, I'm always open to listening to something new.