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23 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:13am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Note: Currently rewriting my profile so pretend there is something witty here and forgive the incompleteness of it all*

I've noticed that some people simply post up statements describing themselves without providing any evidence. So in the interest of backing up my words, I have included case studies/stories/experiences, a decent number of which are actually true.

Always willing to go on adventures
- Accidentally hiked up a pilgrim trail in Hong Kong, ended up near Lantau Peak, highest point in the area.
- Discovered an ill-used trail next to a temple in Japan leading to a path up a popular mountain road. During the same trek, discovered an aqueduct and a water treatment facility.
- Sprinted along the Great Wall
- Foiled an Illuminati plot with the help of a surly kid and an argumentative female lead

I enjoy cooking:
- Helped prepare food at a Buddhist Monastery
- Made Chicken Carbonara using Vanilla Ice Cream
- Won a Finnish cooking competition
- Is ambidextrous in regards to cracking eggs

I enjoy the outdoors:
- Got caught in Beijing during the Beijing flood. Walked across a scale model of the Forbidden City during said event
- Have a park named after him for planting every apple tree in Lichtenstein
- Voted most likely to be bit by an insect on a trip, regardless of destination. *Exception* Voted least likely to be bit by a mosquito in Indonesia.

TL;DR: In theory, I'm an immensely witty and clever individual. In practice, my humor is of the self-deprecatory kind. Don't take anything I write/say too seriously and we'll get along just fine. If you want something a bit more factual, please proceed to the next section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Project Manager for Startup
- Slowly turning my studio into a place I wouldn't mind showing off
- Exploring Northwest Berkeley
- Pretending I'm on Chopped and cooking something interesting from miscellaneous ingredients in under 30 minutes
- Befriending every bartender in every decent bar/pub in the East Bay
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting lost
- Arriving at the right place at the right time (usually after the above happens)
- Cards Against Humanity (only in a group filled with terrible people)
- Food history
- Banter/Stories (Self-deprecation is good for the soul)
- Rattling off cliches and poorly timed jokes whilst giving advice/comforting a friend. Works 4/5 times. Either I'm awesome at it or I have interesting friends.
- Settlers of Catan: Drunk Edition
- Identifying a beer type that an individual would like, within 3 tries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like someone they know. Happens way too often. Or perhaps that I seem like a Jason or a Jonathan or even a Diego one strange evening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Markhat Series by Frank Tuttle
Movies: Princess Mononoke, Gladiator, Casablanca
Shows: Hannibal, Copper, Suits, Person of Interest, Firefly
Music (An attempt at categorizing artists): Blues, Jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, Caro Emerald), Electro-Alt (Bitter:sweet, Parov Stelar, Nicola Conte), Gothic/Symphonic Rock (Within Temptation, Delain)
Comedians: Louis CK, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Tim Minchin
Podcasts: BBC News Hour, Sex Nerd Sandra, Selected Shorts, Monstercat Radio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family 2. A good book 3. Entertaining banter 4. WIP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people. I like considering why people act the way they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. The benefit of my work is that I can do it at home. The danger of my work is that I can do it at home, with all of its lovely distractions.
You should message me if
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- you also agree that this is an awkward process and you want someone to be awkward with while searching for the special someone
- you simply want someone to chat with
- you are interested in touring Golden Gate Park/exploring the deYoung Museum
- you want to be my PAL
- you are willing to give me a couple chances at a first impression (this will kind of sum up our relationship if it does occur
- Also if you have music suggestions, I'm always open to listening to something new.