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23 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Note: Currently rewriting my profile so pretend there is something witty here and forgive the incompleteness of it all*

I've noticed that some people simply post up statements describing themselves without providing any evidence. So in the interest of backing up my words, I have included case studies/stories/experiences, a decent number of which are actually true.

Always willing to go on adventures
- Accidentally hiked up a pilgrim trail in Hong Kong, ended up near Lantau Peak, highest point in the area.
- Discovered an ill-used trail next to a temple in Japan leading to a path up a popular mountain road. During the same trek, discovered an aqueduct and a water treatment facility.
- Sprinted along the Great Wall
- Foiled an Illuminati plot with the help of a surly kid and an argumentative female lead

I enjoy cooking:
- Helped prepare food at a Buddhist Monastery
- Made Chicken Carbonara using Vanilla Ice Cream
- Won a Finnish cooking competition
- Is ambidextrous in regards to cracking eggs

I enjoy the outdoors:
- Got caught in Beijing during the Beijing flood. Walked across a scale model of the Forbidden City during said event
- Have a park named after him for planting every apple tree in Lichtenstein
- Voted most likely to be bit by an insect on a trip, regardless of destination. *Exception* Voted least likely to be bit by a mosquito in Indonesia.

TL;DR: In theory, I'm an immensely witty and clever individual. In practice, my humor is of the self-deprecatory kind. Don't take anything I write/say too seriously and we'll get along just fine. If you want something a bit more factual, please proceed to the next section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Project Manager for Startup
- Slowly turning my studio into a place I wouldn't mind showing off
- Exploring Northwest Berkeley
- Pretending I'm on Chopped and cooking something interesting from miscellaneous ingredients in under 30 minutes
- Befriending every bartender in every decent bar/pub in the East Bay
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting lost
- Arriving at the right place at the right time (usually after the above happens)
- Cards Against Humanity (only in a group filled with terrible people)
- Food history
- Banter/Stories (Self-deprecation is good for the soul)
- Rattling off cliches and poorly timed jokes whilst giving advice/comforting a friend. Works 4/5 times. Either I'm awesome at it or I have interesting friends.
- Settlers of Catan: Drunk Edition
- Identifying a beer type that an individual would like, within 3 tries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like someone they know. Happens way too often. Or perhaps that I seem like a Jason or a Jonathan or even a Diego one strange evening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Markhat Series by Frank Tuttle
Movies: Princess Mononoke, Gladiator, Casablanca
Shows: Hannibal, Copper, Suits, Person of Interest, Firefly
Music (An attempt at categorizing artists): Blues, Jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, Caro Emerald), Electro-Alt (Bitter:sweet, Parov Stelar, Nicola Conte), Gothic/Symphonic Rock (Within Temptation, Delain)
Comedians: Louis CK, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Tim Minchin
Podcasts: BBC News Hour, Sex Nerd Sandra, Selected Shorts, Monstercat Radio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family 2. A good book 3. Entertaining banter 4. WIP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people. I like considering why people act the way they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. The benefit of my work is that I can do it at home. The danger of my work is that I can do it at home, with all of its lovely distractions.
You should message me if
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- you also agree that this is an awkward process and you want someone to be awkward with while searching for the special someone
- you simply want someone to chat with
- you are interested in touring Golden Gate Park/exploring the deYoung Museum
- you want to be my PAL
- you are willing to give me a couple chances at a first impression (this will kind of sum up our relationship if it does occur
- Also if you have music suggestions, I'm always open to listening to something new.