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22 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:05pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
To begin with, I'm not a bro. I don't meet the pectoral girth requirements, I don't chase shots with muscle milk/brotein powder, and I don't feel the need to shout my masculinity from the rooftops. I am not just looking for a hookup, I will not send dick pics, and I don't wear shades indoors. If you are looking for the above, I'm sure there's a profile pic of a greased up shirtless dude that deserves your attention :).

What I am is a mix-up, a study in contrasts, and hardly a caricature. What I am is:
- - a product of my generation but with an old soul, a guy who still believes in chivalry
- a Mr. Mom, the dude who cooks full meals for friends and cleans while in a dress shirt
- a master of cocktail chatter, whose knowledge base is just eclectic enough to take most topics and run with them
- a listener and a story-teller. I enjoy doing the former but can be persuaded to perform the latter role
- a reluctant troubleshooter and perpetually-willing therapist. I can personally fix problems but I prefer to help others figure things out on their own.
- an outwardly sardonic but inwardly empathetic nice guy asshole

TL;DR: I think I'm an immensely clever and witty individual. Every once in a while, this assessment proves correct but those moments are few and far between. If you're willing to play the odds, continue reading.
What I’m doing with my life
- 4th year Environmental Economics student at Cal
- Juggling 3 internships
- Maintaining a household (7 housemates are essentially children)

- Exploring SF one random street at a time
- Ordering the most obscure thing on the menu
- Pretending I'm on Chopped and cooking something interesting from miscellaneous ingredients in under 30 minuters
I’m really good at
- Scaling shipping crates (feel free to ask me)/Climbing in general
- Arriving at the right place at the right time
- Cards Against Humanity
- Food history
- Banter/Stories
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look like someone they know. Happens way too often. Or perhaps that I seem like a Jason or a Jonathan or even a Diego one strange evening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Movies: Princess Mononoke, Gladiator, Casablanca
Shows: Hannibal, Copper, Suits, Person of Interest, Firefly
Music: Caro Emerald, Bitter:sweet, Parov Stelar, Nicola Conte, Within Temptation, Delain, Hardwell
Comedians: Louis CK, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle
The six things I could never do without
1. Family 2. A good book 3. Entertaining banter 4. WIP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people. I like considering why people act the way they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
somewhere doing something. There is no such thing as a typical Friday night for me. I am just as likely to be at home reading the Economist as I am to be a friend's place socializing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy watching romantic-comedies
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you also agree that this is an awkward process and you want someone to be awkward with while searching for the special someone; you want to hear ridiculous stories from my youth; you simply want someone to chat with; or if you are interested in touring Golden Gate Park/exploring the deYoung Museum.