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23 Berkeley, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:30am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Note: Currently rewriting my profile so pretend there is something witty here and forgive the incompleteness of it all*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Financial Analyst, Accountant, and Money Launderer
- Slowly turning my studio into a place I wouldn't mind showing off
- Exploring Northwest Berkeley
- Pretending I'm on Chopped and cooking something interesting from miscellaneous ingredients in under 30 minutes
- Befriending every bartender in every decent bar/pub in the East Bay (slowly making my way through SF)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting lost
- Arriving at the right place at the right time (usually after the above happens)
- Cards Against Humanity (only in a group filled with terrible people)
- Food history
- Banter/Stories (Self-deprecation is good for the soul)
- Rattling off cliches and poorly timed jokes whilst giving advice/comforting a friend. Works 4/5 times. Either I'm awesome at it or I have interesting friends.
- Settlers of Catan: Drunk Edition
- Identifying a beer type that an individual would like, within 3 tries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like someone they know. Happens way too often. Or perhaps that I seem like a Jason or a Jonathan or even a Diego one strange evening.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Kingkiller Chronicle by Patrick Rothfuss, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Markhat Series by Frank Tuttle
Movies: Princess Mononoke, Gladiator, Casablanca
Shows: Hannibal, Copper, Suits, Person of Interest, Firefly
Music (An attempt at categorizing artists): Blues, Jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, Caro Emerald), Electro-Alt (Bitter:sweet, Parov Stelar, Nicola Conte), Gothic/Symphonic Rock (Within Temptation, Delain)
Comedians: Louis CK, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Tim Minchin
Podcasts: BBC News Hour, Sex Nerd Sandra, Selected Shorts, Monstercat Radio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family 2. A good book 3. Entertaining banter 4. WIP
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people. I like considering why people act the way they do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. The benefit of my work is that I can do it at home. The danger of my work is that I can do it at home, with all of its lovely distractions.
You should message me if
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- you also agree that this is an awkward process and you want someone to be awkward with while searching for the special someone
- you simply want someone to chat with
- you are interested in touring Golden Gate Park/exploring the deYoung Museum
- you want to be my PAL
- you are willing to give me a couple chances at a first impression (this will kind of sum up our relationship if it does occur
- Also if you have music suggestions, I'm always open to listening to something new.