Wow, my profile is exactly like everyone else. Apparently EVERYONE
loves to be adventurous, drink great wine in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable in a dive bar. They love to cook, travel, and
laugh. Don't forget their sense of humor. Why should you be
interested in me as opposed to the guy above me on your search? (By
the way, I think he's trying too hard in that picture.) The answer:
If I was on a sports team, it would be Team Awesome(pro). If I was
in a biker gang, it would be called The Lords of Leisure (our motto
would be "JIVE PROOF") Here are some fun facts that set me apart:
I've been hit by lightning. No, I don't now have super powers
because of it. I was born with the ability of flight. Six years ago
I had the world premiere of an opera that I wrote the libretto for,
yet would rather listen to The Buzzcocks (that's not what I do for
a living. I just did it to see if I could). I autocross car race in
the summer (look it up), went to France for the 24 Heures du Mans,
yet I HATE Nascar. I would rather bob for chicken wings in a deep
fryer than watch sports on TV, but I'm not opposed to going to a
baseball game on a beautiful summer day with a bunch of friends. I
know who owns the fish in Einstein's riddle. I love the
craptacularness of Coney Island AND the Frick is my favorite
museum. I love what I do for a living and it affords me lots of
free time. I volunteer for various charities. I have been self
banned from Strand (crack addicts shouldn't go to a crack house).
I'm not 5'11"; which seems to be the cut off height for most women.
Think of me as travel sized. You can take me anywhere.
What kind of a woman am I looking for? Funny you should ask.
She should love to travel, enjoy great wines in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable drinking beer in a dive bar. Loves to laugh
and a sense of humor is a plus...