Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, my profile is exactly like everyone else. Apparently EVERYONE
loves to be adventurous, drink great wine in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable in a dive bar. They love to cook, travel, and
laugh. Don't forget their sense of humor. Why should you be
interested in me as opposed to the guy above me on your search? (By
the way, I think he's trying too hard in that picture.) The answer:
If I was on a sports team, it would be Team Awesome(pro). If I was
in a biker gang, it would be called The Lords of Leisure (our motto
would be "JIVE PROOF") Here are some fun facts that set me apart:
I've been hit by lightning. No, I don't now have super powers
because of it. I was born with the ability of flight. Six years ago
I had the world premiere of an opera that I wrote the libretto for,
yet would rather listen to The Buzzcocks (that's not what I do for
a living. I just did it to see if I could). I autocross car race in
the summer (look it up), went to France for the 24 Heures du Mans,
yet I HATE Nascar. I would rather bob for chicken wings in a deep
fryer than watch sports on TV, but I'm not opposed to going to a
baseball game on a beautiful summer day with a bunch of friends. I
know who owns the fish in Einstein's riddle. I love the
craptacularness of Coney Island AND the Frick is my favorite
museum. I love what I do for a living and it affords me lots of
free time. I volunteer for various charities. I have been self
banned from Strand (crack addicts shouldn't go to a crack house).
I'm not 5'11"; which seems to be the cut off height for most women.
Think of me as travel sized. You can take me anywhere.
What kind of a woman am I looking for? Funny you should ask.
She should love to travel, enjoy great wines in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable drinking beer in a dive bar. Loves to laugh
and a sense of humor is a plus...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own my own business. That doesn't suck. I'm now opening my second
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
coming up with witty things to finish this sentence...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Speed Secrets: Winning Autocross techniques, The intelligent
Universe, Belle out of Order are what I'm reading right now.
Shows: Daily Show, Cobert I don't really watch TV; but not in the
"I don't even own a TV" pompousness, I just would rather be out and
Movies: a balance of highbrow and lowbrow.
Music: Most anything. If Lemmy and God were in a fight, who would
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can cut it down to four.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing atypical things that usually involves laughing out loud with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've only once made a perfect omelet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a relationship, not just casual dating
You do not look down on sarcasm.
The idea of having kids doesn't freak you out.
You are not an ax-murderer.
Who are you looking for?
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