Wow, my profile is exactly like everyone else. Apparently EVERYONE
loves to be adventurous, drink great wine in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable in a dive bar. They love to cook travel laugh.
Don't forget their sense of humor. Oh, their sense of humor. Why
should you be interested in me as opposed to the guy above me on
your search? (By the way, I think he's trying too hard in that
picture.) The answer: If I was on a sports team, it would be Team
Awesome(pro). If I was in a biker gang, it would be called The
Lords of Leisure (our motto would be "JIVE PROOF") Here are some
fun facts that set me apart: I've been hit by lightning. No, I
don't now have super powers because of it. I was born with X-ray
vision. Five years ago I had the world premiere of an opera that I
wrote the libretto for, yet would rather listen to The Buzzcocks.
(that's not what I do for a living. I just did it to see if I
could) I autocross car race in the summer(look it up), went to
France for the 24 Heures du Mans, yet I HATE Nascar. I would rather
bob for chicken wings in a deep fryer than watch sports on TV, but
I'm not opposed to going to a baseball game on a beautiful summer
day with a bunch of friends. I love the craptacularness of Coney
Island AND the Frick is my favorite museum. I love what I do for a
living and it affords me lots of free time. I volunteer for various
charities. I have been self banned from Strand (crack addicts
shouldn't go to a crack house). I'm not 5'11"; which seems to be
the cut off height for most women. Think of me as travel sized. You
can take me anywhere.
What kind of a woman am I looking for? Funny you should ask.
She should love to travel, enjoy great wines in dressy restaurants,
yet feel comfortable drinking beer in a dive bar. Loves to laugh
and a sense of humor is a plus...