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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 19
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I need to update this a bit. Since I've last been on things have changed...but that happens sometimes. I want to experience everything I possibly can. I want to create and it doesn't matter what it is as long as it's of me. I recently found out that I have ADHD, but they almost missed it because my IQ is high...Try saying that with a lack of hubris.
I'm good at anything I attempt and that's why I want to do everything. I'm humble, self aware, understanding, intuitive, and a man's man as well. Neanderthalic at times. I'm all about increasing my quality of life, not necessarily monetary value, but enrichment.
I also have a lot of girlfriends, I'm a hairstylist for Darwin's sake. I don't have patience for jealous, jaded standard bearers. If you have trusty issues you need to get help with it. This also means I'm not needy, jealous, possessive, or neurotic, and I rather enjoy my own company, soooo...ya know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I absolutely loved doing hair, but I've changed my career, and I've returned to school for a BA in IT Management. Things just work out on their own sometimes.
Language, I'm working on Icelandic.
Living life.
I'm stuck in this blackhole cesspool called Florida, but Jersey is home and it always will be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can do a blowout like MJ moonwalks
I'm very easy to be around. I can talk to anyone and I don't have an ounce of shyness in my bones.
Starting trouble, the fun kind.
Challenging the way others think.
Graffiti and other scripts.
Picking up languages and understanding association of words.
Working a room.
Letting those in charge know they're not in charge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm belligerent
That they're very wrong about their first impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings, The Dark Elf Trilogy and most all of R.A. Salvatore, Harry Potter, 1984, Brave New World, The Jungle, Of Saints and Madmen, Tyranny of the Bottom Line, Psychology, Human Behavior, Celtic Mythology, and just started reading Game of Thrones

Movies: Bronson, Greenstreet Hooligan, This is England, LOTR, Harry Potter, District 9, Highlander, Falling Down, Fight Club, The Messanger: The Story of Joan of Arc, The Mission, The Count of Monte Cristo, Michael Collins, The Wind That Shakes the Barley, The 13th Warrior

Shows: Game of Thrones, True Blood, Dual Survival, Good Eats, Rick Steves Europe, The Deadliest Warrior

Music: Too many artists to list: Punk, Hardcore, Post-Hardcore, OI, Indie Britpop, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, UK Hiphop

Food: I'll eat almost anything, I'm interested in experimenting with raw foods though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air Conditioning, loath the heat. I'm always warm and sometimes I'm required to enforce my No-Cuddle Policy.
2. Spices: Salt, Black Pepper, Cumin...
3. Autumn
4. Dental Floss
5. Ear Plugs
6. Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell is going on around here!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good friends and good food
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I have one of my yawning fits in the morning or when I'm really tired, my body has tremors and I'll shake the foundations out.
You should message me if
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You're silly or goofy.
Intelligent. Please, it's REALLY important.
You have a great sense of humor is all over the place, very dry and sarcastic to the point that when I'm being serious people laugh and think I'm joking.
You're big and curvy. I love women in general, but I looove big, thick women. I'm very picky about it though.
Creative. Creativity goes straight to my attraction meter.