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JDfanof48

28 M South Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language

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My self-summary
**No driver's license here due to health issues.... If this is a problem or an inconvenience, read no further. That being said, I've learned to see the glass as being half full-I've come a long way in a short amount of time thanks to having a warped sense of humor, and I'm always cracking jokes about myself. Friends have come to expect it from me. Also, I have a little girl who is the sun in my solar system (I'm an astronomy nut). If that can't be accepted, no friendship will exist
What I’m doing with my life
-Working full time as a cashier
-having fun with my little goofball
-raising hell with friends when time allows
-making weekly bets with friends for each race, going to local races and chilling with buddies in the pits when we all have time off
-constantly roaming Two Lights, Kettle Cove, Willard Beach, Pine Point and other area beaches for seaglass, porcelain and other treasures-planning on eventually turning some of them into jewelry and candles
-scanning the skies
I’m really good at
Talking like Donald Duck.... finding seaglass and pottery/porcelain at beaches.... seeing the glass as half full :).... blabbering about astronomy, weather, and anything science related..... racing games lol... making really bad jokes and puns... identifying constellations
The first things people usually notice about me
My facial twitches (which thankfully aren't as bad as they used to be lol)... my sense of humor....usually have my headphones with me or wearing a rock band shirt. ... my ever-changing voice haha
The six things I could never do without
-My daughter
-the ocean
-music
-family/friends
-a warped sense of humor
-fresh air
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, hanging with friends, stargazing, or maybe watching a race
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Throw me in water and see what happens ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for a laugh, you enjoy beachcombing, have some similar interests (concerts or astronomy?)