I have a cynical, sarcastic sense of humor and would love to find a girl who can dish it out right back. The more socially offensive you think a joke is, the greater of a chance there is that I'll laugh at it.
- I love cats and my IQ immediately drops when I'm around them.
- I workout at a Planet Fitness where I spend copious amounts of time grunting, dropping weights, and judging others.
- I was raised in a house with a sister and 2 female cousins so they taught me how to dress properly and write legibly, as well as how to play Mall Madness & Girl Talk, and the importance of knowing the theme song to Gem and the Holograms....my poor father.
- I'm a former fat kid so now I'm all about trying to practice proper nutrition and fitness, which means I also don't smoke or drink. Though the drinking thing might have to do with the fact that I'm a late twentysomething who can't hold his liquor anymore.