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JEmric

30 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:10pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, I remember writing essays in school on all different sorts of topics, but one of them was never myself. On the day I created this profile, I was feeling somewhat depressed so my best friend came over and talked to me about why. The primary reason was I had met 3 people online in the previous several months that were of romantic interest; I hadn't talked to all 3 of them much in the few preceding weeks (because I'd been busy with moving and family affairs for the holidays) but in the 24 hour hour period preceding the conversation with my friend, all 3 told me they had gotten back together with their respective ex's. My response to all 3 was "Insanity - noun - performing the same action or task repetitively while expecting a different result." So my friend told me about this site and said it's a good place to meet people who are actually looking for more than just a casual encounter, be it a friend or a date. So here I am, and I'm looking for you!

The four most important characteristics to me in any relationship (be it romantic, professional, friend, family, or other) are Honesty, Communication, Loyalty, and Responsibility.

Some Random facts about me:

I love to be touched; Pet me, kiss me, lick me.
I don't like the cold unless I have someone to keep me warm.
I prefer white wine over red.
I'm very adventurous and like to try new things.
I rarely drink soda; it's usually, water, tea, or a flavored drink for me.
I lived in Portland, OR for 4 MISERABLE years.
I love thunderstorms.
I like to spend a rainy day watching the rain.
I can't whistle.
I've never ridden a motorcycle.
I've never owned a car older than myself.
I've never been to NYC.
I've never done an illicit drug - EVER!
I've never traveled overseas.
I've never had sex with an alien midget mummy while jumping up and down on a pogo stick with my hands tied behind my back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Driving drunk people around and telling sober people how to run their business successfully. Very successfully. But my primary goal is to pursue a career in aviation; There's nothing like flying a plane. Actually, I'm hooked on anything to do with transportation - trains, planes, and automobiles...and boats...and machines...and spacecraft. Please pay attention for travel updates..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Out, hahaha. I'm sort of a Joe of all Trades (Joe has even mastered some). I'm really good at conflict-resolution and problem-solving. I'm really good at counting, organization, coordination, and details...but this isn't a resume.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm left-handed...Honestly, I'm not sure. Why don't you meet me and tell me what the first thing you notice about me is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, I can't give just one favorite, but I'll give you a few
examples:

Books: I'm illiterate. Seriously, I don't read. Oh wait, that's
just easily bored. Ok, this is the only one I give a single favorite on - "Alas, Babylon" - this is the last book I read cover to cover...in 10th grade...over 14 years ago. In fact, I was so interested in this book, I read ahead of the rest of the class. My English teacher was mad because I wasn't following along with the class.

Movies: The Beach, Catch Me If You Can, The Hunt For Red October, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Back to the Future (1,2,3), The Butterfly Effect, Priscilla Queen of The Desert, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Italian Job, Beetlejuice, Trick...and many, MANY more...

Music: Dance/Electronic, Classic Rock, 80's, 70's, some 60's, some 90's, Hedley, The Boxer Rebellion, Linus Loves, Kate Ryan, One Republic, Adele, The Killers, Ellie Goulding, Pink Floyd, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Depeche Mode, Bette Midler, Trinket, DJ Tiesto, DJ Limey, Culture Club, Wham, Elton John, Carly Simon, Garbage...just to name a few. This is actually a great topic for conversation

Food: Kolaches...I've actually had them shipped to me when I
couldn't get them locally. Also, Prosciutto Di Parma -- and cream sauces, I really like cream sauces - Do you think this is perverse?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reliable Transportation - this is usually in the form of a large automobile watching the days go by, I'm going under... Actually, it helps that my car small, fast, efficient, agile, and can ditch it's top faster than I can ditch my pants..

Communication with the world not immediately around me - ideally, this is in the form of a computer with reliable internet access, but can also take the form of telephone or interactive TV. I'd just go crazy if I had to sit in my apartment alone and do nothing all day.

My Blistex - If I was given an ultimatum that I had to give up Blistex or alcohol, it would be alcohol, but don't get any ideas... unless you're a doctor and can prove that one or the other will seriously diminish my quality of life.

Love and Affection - I'm just not sure how I would cope in a post-apocalyptic world where no one touched anyone else for fear of contamination and no one loved another for fear they would lose that person or couldn't trust them.

Comedy - 'Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead!' -- If you know where this quote is from, then you know one of my all-time favorite movies

Fuel - If you were to trace everything you use and do in your modern daily life back to it's beginning, at some point, it would all break down without some type of fuel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. My Future, your future, the world future. I admire futurists like Michio Kaku. The most important goal anyone can have is to make the world a better place for the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sniping from a rooftop at the airport. I don't really have a typical Friday Night. I will say it's extremely rare that I go out to any club or bar. That's just not my thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend far too much time on here. In fact, I've now answered of 1000 of the questions on here. I like to sleep naked. I'm gay. I masturbate. If I shared it here on the interwebs where anyone can see it, then it wouldn't be very private, now would it?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If what? You mean you've read this far and haven't messaged me already? What are you waiting for? The Damned Apocalypse? Ok, if you're ready to explore the world with a person unlike any other you've ever met. No Expectations, No Disappointments.

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