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michaelianblack_

31 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am friendly, well-mannered, and I keep good company.
What I’m doing with my life
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studying.
I’m really good at
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cooking, procrastinating, being punctual, cutting hair, being motivated to go out even when the weather is horrible
The first things people usually notice about me
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I choose my words carefully.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Roth, Franzen
Movies: Wong Kar-Wai, Wim Wenders. Recently saw the new Polish film Ida. It was incredible.
TV: Friday Night Lights
Music: The Mountain Goats, Roxy Music, Jawbreaker, Drake
Food: vegetables
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laptop, coffee, cilantro, bike, post-its, Waze
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making food or eating out, at a bar, at a show, watching a movie. you know. the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really Michael Ian Black. I'm Michael Showalter.
You should message me if
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You think we might get along.

*If you describe yourself as an "old soul," I suspect we won't get on too well.

**I'm new to DC and don't know too many folks just yet. So I really am looking for some new friends.