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michaelianblack_

32 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I am friendly, well-mannered, and I keep good company.
What I’m doing with my life
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teaching, reading, and writing.
I’m really good at
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cooking, procrastinating, being punctual, cutting hair, being motivated to go out even when the weather is horrible
The first things people usually notice about me
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I choose my words carefully.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Roth, Franzen
Movies: Wong Kar-Wai, Wim Wenders. Recently saw the new Polish film Ida. It was incredible.
TV: Friday Night Lights
Music: The Mountain Goats, Roxy Music, Jawbreaker, Drake
Food: vegetables
The six things I could never do without
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laptop, coffee, seltzer, bike, post-its, internet streaming
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making food or eating out, at a bar, at a show, watching a movie. you know. the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really Michael Ian Black. I'm Michael Showalter.
You should message me if
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