I love movies, working out, reading, art, being outdoors, and
almost anything French. I enjoy most sports, especially football,
baseball, soccer and I love to snowboard. The gym is basically my
I don't think I've been in a situation that was too serious for me
to make a completely inappropriate joke about. If you don't
appreciate risqué humor then you might feel the need to slap me.
Most of my friends consider me a pretty funny guy - I'm usually the
guy making everyone laugh.
I’m really good at
getting myself in trouble by making inappropriate jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my height. Or my goofiness if I'm in the middle of making a
fool of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Amy Hempel
Movies - City of God, Magnolia, Mulholland Dr., Memento
Music - Radiohead, Mogwai, Boards of Canada, The Weeknd
Shows - Lost, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development
Food - Indian, Thai, Mexican, anything that's spicy
The six things I could never do without
3. ice cream
4. the gym
6. more coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the universe in Carl Sagan's voice.
On a typical Friday night I am
either watching a movie with a glass (bottle (jug(tub))) of wine or
doing something stupid and embarrassing at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still enjoy watching the TV show Pee Wee's Playhouse and can
relate to many of the characters.
You should message me if
you are interested after reading my profile, especially if
- are a gym rat like me
- english isnt your first language
- enjoy good movies
- have a dirty sense of humor
- are tall enough to look me in the eyes