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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 24
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I love movies, working out, reading, art, being outdoors, and almost anything French. I enjoy most sports, especially football, baseball, soccer and I love to snowboard. The gym is basically my second home.

I don't think I've been in a situation that was too serious for me to make a completely inappropriate joke about. If you don't appreciate risqué humor then you might feel the need to slap me. Most of my friends consider me a pretty funny guy - I'm usually the guy making everyone laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a program specialist here, check it out:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting myself in trouble by making inappropriate jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my height. Or my goofiness if I'm in the middle of making a fool of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Anything by Kurt Vonnegut or Amy Hempel
Movies - City of God, Magnolia, Mulholland Dr., Memento
Music - Radiohead, Mogwai, Boards of Canada, The Weeknd
Shows - Lost, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development
Food - Indian, Thai, Mexican, anything that's spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. movies
2. coffee
3. ice cream
4. the gym
5. NPR
6. more coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe in Carl Sagan's voice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either watching a movie with a glass (bottle (jug(tub))) of wine or doing something stupid and embarrassing at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still enjoy watching the TV show Pee Wee's Playhouse and can relate to many of the characters.
You should message me if
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you are interested after reading my profile, especially if you

- are a gym rat like me
- english isnt your first language
- enjoy good movies
- have a dirty sense of humor
- are tall enough to look me in the eyes