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27 Allston, MA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:07pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a silly person. I love laughing and making others laugh. I'm very laid-back and fun, and I tend to be funny without trying to be. I'm very straight forward and say whatever is on my mind, which is often inappropriate. I'm the type of person, who knows what he likes, but is always up for whatever. I'm also obsessed with the Celtics, and have been for as long as I can remember!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at the New England Center For Children as a one-on-one teacher for kids with autism. I'm in a band, in which I play bass, but I also play guitar and harmonica as well as dabble in, mandolin, banjo, native american flute, piano, and drums. I'm a big fan of comedy, so if you are too, it's a huge plus. I cook a lot an I love trying new recipes. If you have one you'd like to share, don't be shy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing music
Making people laugh
Doing impressions
Getting into extremely awkward situations
Laughing at myself
Laughing when it's very inappropriate to do so.
Knowing random facts about strange and obscure things
Talking about basketball
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, and my extremely hard and contagious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Lost Symbol, The Catcher in the Rye, The Art of Racing in the Rain, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Hot Water Music, Scar Tissue.

Movies- Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Hook, American Psycho, Ace Ventura (the first one, not the second!), Fight Club, Aladdin, The Jungle Book, The Usual Suspects, Death at a Funeral (the British one), Enter the Dragon, Die Hard trilogy, Rumble in the Bronx, American Beauty, Boondock Saints, Dog Day Afternoon, Memento, Taxi Driver, The Jackass movies, Friday, He Got Game, Above the Rim, any hood movie.

Shows- South Park, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, Modern Family, SNL, The Office, Who's Line is it Anyway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and Down, Shameless, Tosh.O, 1000 Ways to Die, all those great Nickelodeon shows from the 90's.

Music- Jimi Hendrix, My Morning Jacket, Dr. Dre, Led Zeppelin, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Dr. Dog, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Frank Zappa, Michael Jackson, The Meters, Allman Brothers Band, Crosby Stills and Nash, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, The Talking Heads, Santana, Tenacious D, Jefferson Airplane, Traffic, Jay-Z, NaS, Eminem, The Doors, Jeff Beck, R.E.M., The Band, Old Crow Medicine Show, Simon and Garfunkel, Paul Simon, Tom Petty, Marvin Gaye, Sting, The Police, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, Taj Mahal, Les Claypool, Blind Faith Cream, John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, Little Walter, The Roots, Grateful Dead, B.B. King, Albert King, Freddie King, Pink Floyd, Keller Williams, The Pharcyde, Delta Spirit, Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fleet Foxes, Thelonious Monk, Television, Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash, Lead Belly, James Brown, Jim Croce, Hound Dog Taylor, Chuck Berry, Ray Charles, Luther Vandross, Sublime, Tribe Called Quest, Queen, Michael Bloomfield, Common, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Little Walter, 2Pac, Biggie, Muddy Waters, Miles Davis, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Medeski Martin and Wood, Muddy Waters, Ludacris, OutKast, Jurassic 5, Paco De Lucía, Lightnin' Hopkins, Galactic, Bob Dylan, The Band, Blind Wille McTell, Buddy Guy, Robert Johnson, Parliament-Funkadelic, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, The Strokes, Wilco, The Dead Weather. I like music.

Food- Burritos, sushi, pizza, pesto, guac, buffalo wings, Chinese, Italian, Anyhting! I'm not picky about food at all. I'm also a very creative sandwich maker.

Comedians-Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, Bill Burr, Garry Gulman, Pete Holmes, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, John Mulaney, Mike Birbiglia, Bill Cosby, Andy Kaufman, Dave Attell, TJ Miller, Demetri Martin, Amy Schumer, Brian Regan, Ellen Degeneres.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical contact
People who make me laugh
A beach within reasonable driving distance
The Celtics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. I'm always composing some kind of song in my head or humming one that I heard earlier. At any given time, I'm probably beatboxing and completely zoning out. I also have an incredible long term memory; I'll be on the train and bust out laughing because I thought of something funny that happened to me like 10 years ago that has noting to do with what's going on. I can amuse myself very easily, and am always able to find humor in things.
I also think a lot about what other people are thinking about, especially the autistic people at my job.
And why nobody who I'm interested in responds to my messages, and why I get messages from people who I would never be interested in. I don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in Boston with freinds going on a random adventure, sitting in my room playing music, or watching a good movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, most guys have this 6th sense that tells them exactly when it's appropriate to kiss a girl, and if a girl is interested in hanging out again, and if it's the right time to invite a girl back to his place, and if she's interested in having sex, or if she isn't, and how to go about doing everything perfectly when it comes to getting to know a girl. Whatever that is, I don't have it.
You should message me if
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-You can actually hold a conversation! I cannot stress this enough!!!!
-You're not the type of person to leave their phone sitting on the table and constantly be texting the entire time we hang out.
-You're going to say something more than "Hey" or "What's up?" Seriously, those are so annoying to get.
-You play an instrument and/or sing.
-You are funny.
-You're looking for a partner to see live music with.
-You like good music and not crappy radio music.
-You love to laugh really hard.
-If you're ever in public, and you just randomly think of something funny that makes you start laughing out loud.
-You want to hang out with a genuine, caring person.