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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:16pm
Straight, Sapiosexual
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Soulless ginger seeks daywalker to conspire on a nefarious plot for world domination. Blah blah blah. Computer programmer. Blah blah blah. Veteran. Blah blah blah. Financial data processing. Blah blah blah. Never sure what to write in these things. Blah blah blah. Super awesome cool guy with great sense of humor. Blah blah blah. Humility issues. Blah blah blah. Allergic to country music and bigotry. Blah blah blah. This guy really knows where his towel is at. Blah blah blah.

*References available upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cleaning up the wreckage and burying the survivors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking the ice.
Pushing the limits.
Throwing the dice.
Landing on my feet.
Questioning authority.
Reinventing the wheel.
Rolling with the punches.
Turning the dial to eleven.
Putting "fun" in dysfunctional.
Sucking all the marrow out of life.
Subverting the dominant paradigm.
Listening to the advice of Dan Savage.
Patiently waiting for George R.R. Martin to finish his next book.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ginger-ness, except when I'm keeping my head shaved.

My Myers-Briggs personality type, I'm a rare WTF-BFD composite. No, seriously, I'm a solid NSFW.

My fluent command of sarcasm and double entendre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Everything Heinlein wrote. Lots of other Sci-Fi. George R. R. Martins Game of Thrones, everything Hunter Thompson ever wrote. In the non-fiction department, I've been reading tons of evolutionary psychology and brain chemistry lately. Jared Diamond got me interested with Guns, Germs and Steel. Sex At Dawn made me smile. The Red Queen turned on a million candlepower sodium arc lamp of "that's what the fuck is going on" over my head.

Movies: Rocky Horror, Orgazmo, Saved!, Trainspotting, Team America: World Police, Fantasia on acid.

Shows: Rocky Horror, Hair, Book of Mormon, Wicked, Spam-A-Lot, Tommy.

TV: The Guild, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Lost Girl, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Weeds, The Walking Dead, et al. Back in the day, Twin Peaks was the shiznit!

Podcasts: Freakonomics, History Of Rome, Dan Carlin, Skeptoid, a few Sex Positive ones like SavageLove, EtSDA, SiF, etc.

Music: Everything. When I quit my day job to form a band, it will feature a punk bass played by Fat Mike, metal/classical guitar played by Richie Blackmore (actually, I hear he is looking for work), a Wurlitzer Piano played by a Zombie Warren Zevon and vocals by Grace Slick fresh out of a pre-drug time machine with Maryann Faithful backing her up. I still need to beat death to secure Mr. Zevon's contract and invent a time machine to get a sober Mrs. Slick, so I have a day job right now :-(

Favorite live album: UFO, Strangers In The Night
Favorite cover album: Vains of Jenna, Reverse Tripped
Favorite concept album: Rush, 2112
Favorite overall album: a tie between Rainbow, Long Live Rock And Roll and Heart, Dreamboat Annie

I also play a few instruments: guitar (poorly), bass (poorly), piano (poorly), cello (poorly), penny whistle (poorly), Fischer-Price Xylophone (fluently).

A dear friend recently gave me an Irish penny whistle so I can learn to play some traditional Irish tunes. It doesn't even rise to the level of (poorly) yet, but I'll get there.

Food: Sushi. The flesh of most sea creatures (sorry vegans :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The spawn of my loins.
My lack of faith (do you find that disturbing).
Good people to share it all with.
My Soul -- Kia, not metaphysical.
There is no thing number six!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the southeastern United States is the Saudi Arabia of Christianity.

Why so many OKC profiles list "God" before "Offspring" in the six things I could never do without section. Putting your invisible friends before your kids is the hallmark of shitty parenting.

Why so many OKC profiles have huge "DO NOT" lists right at the top of them. A long list of reasons why an unknown reader should get lost strikes me as red-flag-y.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being atypical. Often with the assistance of my unindicted coconspirators.

On alternate Friday nights I'm chilling with the mini-not-me. Maybe watching a movie, or doing extreme training wheel tricks at the river walk.

On other Friday nights, anything can happen:

Sometimes the mid-afternoon-offsite-meeting with the co-workers becomes the 'oh wow, lets all make a pact to never mention that at the office' 4am conversation.

Sometimes it is a nice meal out with the remaining parental unit and the two sibs.

Sometimes it will be a Hash House Harriers trail complete with kilts, ribald songs, freely flowing beer, gratuitous nudity and mayhem for mayhems sake.

But the BEST Friday nights tend to involve live music, cause that is just my thing. I don't care if it is a small dive bar or a large amphitheater, I dig live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not all about the vanilla, sometimes, it's nice to have some gummy bears and licorice whips mixed in. ;-)

I once had sex with a lady who consistently used the wrong form of your/you're. I'm ashamed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...anything in my sparse profile tweaks your curiosity. feel like breaking the silly gender stereotypes of yesteryear. I have no bias against women sending the first message, actually, it makes the feminist in me smile.

…you aren't one of those dysfunctional types that can only get turned on by the puritanical Christian guilt trip associating with sex with sin. embrace and appreciate a healthy, respectful, monogamish attitude or are otherwise GGG and consider yourself sex positive. give good mind. want to play Cards Against Humanity. are a unicorn.