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KiltNCombatBoots

44 M Columbus, GA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Soulless ginger seeks daywalker to conspire on a nefarious plot for world domination. Blah blah blah. Computer programmer. Blah blah blah. Veteran. Blah blah blah. Financial data processing. Blah blah blah. Never sure what to write in these things. Blah blah blah. Super awesome cool guy with great sense of humor. Blah blah blah. Humility issues. Blah blah blah. This guy really knows where his towel is at. Blah blah blah.
What I’m doing with my life
Cleaning up the wreckage and burying the survivors.
I’m really good at
Questioning authority.
Throwing the dice.
Breaking the ice.
Rolling with the punches.
Turning the dial to eleven.
Pushing the limits.
Landing on my feet.
Reinventing the wheel.
Putting the fun in dysfunctional.
Subverting the dominant paradigm.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ginger-ness, except when I'm keeping my head shaved.

My Myers-Briggs personality type, I'm a rare WTF-BFD composite.

My fluent command of sarcasm and double entendre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Everything Heinlein wrote. Lots of other Sci-Fi. George R. R. Martins Game of Thrones, everything Hunter Thompson ever wrote. In the non-fiction department, I've been reading tons of evolutionary psychology and brain chemistry lately. Jared Diamond got me interested with Guns, Germs and Steel. Sex At Dawn made me smile. The Red Queen turned on a million candlepower sodium arc lamp of "that's what the fuck is going on" over my head.

Some random awesome books: Mary Roach's "Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex" http://www.amazon.com/Bonk-Curious-Coupling-Science-Sex/dp/0393334791; Ogi and Gaddam's "A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships" http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877; Ryan's, "Sex At Dawn" http://educatiasexuala.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/sex-at-dawn-the-prehistoric-origins-of-modern-sexuality.pdf

Movies: Rocky Horror, Orgazmo, Saved!, Trainspotting, Team America: World Police, Fantasia on acid.

Shows: Hair, Book of Mormon.

TV: The Guild, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Lost Girl, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Weeds, The Walking Dead, et al. Back in the day, Twin Peaks was the shiznit!

Podcasts: Freakonomics, History Of Rome, Dan Carlin, Skeptoid, a few Sex Positive ones like SavageLove, EtSDA, SiF, etc.

Music: Everything. When I quit my day job to form a band, it will feature a punk bass played by Fat Mike, metal/classical guitar played by Richie Blackmore (actually, I hear he is looking for work), a Wurlitzer Piano played by a Zombie Warren Zevon and vocals by Grace Slick fresh out of a pre-drug time machine. I still need to beat death to secure Mr. Zevon's contract and invent a time machine to get a sober Mrs. Slick, so I have a day job right now :-(

Favorite live album: UFO, Strangers In The Night
Favorite cover album: Vains of Jenna, Reverse Tripped
Favorite concept album: Rush, 2112
Favorite overall album: a tie between Rainbow, Long Live Rock And Roll and Heart, Dreamboat Annie

I also play a few instruments: guitar (poorly), bass (poorly), piano (poorly), cello (poorly), penny whistle (poorly), Fischer-Price Xylophone (fluently).

I recently picked up a penny whistle so I can play some traditional Irish tunes. It doesn't even rise to the level of (poorly) yet, but I'll get there.

Food: Sushi. The flesh of most sea creatures (sorry vegans :-)
The six things I could never do without
My son
My lack of faith (do you find that disturbing).
Good people to share it all with.
Music.
A little convertible in good weather.
There is no thing number six!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the southeastern United States is the Saudi Arabia of Christianity.

Why so many OKC profiles have huge "DO NOT" lists right at the top of them. A long list of reasons why an unknown reader should get lost strikes me as red-flag-y.

Why so many OkC profiles read like a todo list: "Wanted - tall, non-smoker, who will love my 2.6 kids, and my 7 dogs have no baggage, no ex drama. Good income a must. Primitive herpetolo-Pentacostal worldview a must (sinful reform Pentecostals need not apply). No cat people. Must have blonde hair, sideburns and a 'Mom' tattoo on left forearm."

Isn't it funny how when you find humans you connect with, you suddenly hate humanity slightly less. (Thanks Vae)
On a typical Friday night I am
Being atypical. Often with the assistance of my unindicted coconspirators.

On alternate Friday nights I'm chilling with the mini-not-me. Maybe watching a movie, or doing extreme training wheel tricks at the river walk.

On other Friday nights, anything can happen:

Sometimes the mid-afternoon-offsite-meeting with the co-workers becomes the 'oh wow, lets all make a pact to never mention that at the office' 4am conversation.

Sometimes it is a nice meal out with the remaining parental unit and the two sibs.

Sometimes it will be a Hash House Harriers trail complete with kilts, ribald songs, freely flowing beer, gratuitous nudity and mayhem for mayhems sake.

But the BEST Friday nights tend to involve live music, cause that is just my thing. I don't care if it is a small dive bar or a large amphitheater, I dig live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's not all about the vanilla, sometimes, it's nice to have some gummy bears and licorice whips mixed in. ;-)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...anything in my sparse profile tweaks your curiosity.

...you feel like breaking the silly gender stereotypes of yesteryear. I have no bias against women sending the first message, actually, it makes the feminist in me smile.

…you aren't one of those dysfunctional types that can only get turned on by the puritanical Christian guilt trip associating with sex with sin.

...you embrace and appreciate a healthy, respectful, monogamish attitude or are otherwise GGG.

...you are one of those evolved people who can identify their own feelings and the roots of those feelings, and consciously avoid creating magical, devastating stories of what those feelings must mean.

...you give good mind.

...you want to play Cards Against Humanity or Magic The Gathering.

...you are a unicorn.