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29 M New York, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
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My self-summary
Hey. I moved to New York a couple of years ago from Washington, DC. I have a good small group of friends up here, but I'm always open to meeting new people. I try to stay active by running and playing tennis. I also like to go to movies, plays, and museums. I'm also more than comfortable at a bar or sporting event haha. Anyway, that's about all I can think of for now. If there's anything else you'd like to know, all you have to do is ask. I'll answer one preemptively. I do not have the beard anymore. Sadly, it had to go when my new job started.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a law firm in Manhattan after clerking at a federal court in DC. I'm practicing a totally different type of law than at the court, so I'm looking forward to that new challenge.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, Trivial Pursuit, navigating new places, remembering faces but not names, and being truthful to a fault (which has gotten me in trouble on more than one occasion haha).
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my teeth, and, if I'm talking, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ulysses, Less Than Zero, Glamorama, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Lunar Park, The Great Gatsby, Satyricon, American Pyscho, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Don Quixote, almost any book about Ancient Rome, and Guns, Germs, and Steel.

The Great Escape, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gladiator, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, 25th Hour, A Fish Called Wanda, King Ralph, The Prestige, Rushmore, the Royal Tenenbaums, Amadeus, Immortal Beloved, Master and Commander, The Big Lebowski, and, my guilty pleasure, all of Steven Seagal's cinematic masterpieces.

House, Boardwalk Empire, Futurama, The Wire, Bored to Death, Homeland, The Walking Dead, Workaholics, The Simpsons, South Park, Law and Order, Fawlty Towers, Top Gear, The Hour, Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Community, Parks and Recreation, and Sleeper Cell.

Belle and Sebastian, Talking Heads, The Clash, Bloc Party, Counting Crows, Bob Dylan, Vampire Weekend, David Bowie, Buddy Holly, The Velvet Underground, Titus Andronicus, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, Queen, Billy Joel, Elton John, Squeeze, Seu Jorge, Cream, The Streets, The Postal Service, The Drums, Surfer Blood, She & Him, Fleet Foxes, Jimi Hendrix, and The Pogues.

I like almost every type of food, but I guess my favorites would be Italian, Japanese, French, Brazilian, and Mexican.
The six things I could never do without
Good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The sad state of the New York Mets, whether I could write a successful novel, where I'll be living in 5 years, and how I'm going to get tickets to the World Cup in Brazil.
On a typical Friday night I am
out at a bar with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may like animation and Ancient Roman poetry a little too much.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think we would have a good time hanging out.