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27 Warrington, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 21, 2014
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Right now I'm looking for a new group of friends, someone/people to hang out with. Ideally Goths, nerds, kiters or jugglers. The slightly odd people are always more fun. Not that I'm picky lol. I'm currently happily engaged and stuck in Warrington. So looking for locals, or friendly pen pals. I miss having pen pals.

I'd love to learn web design, programming, fencing, archery, rock climbing, skateboarding, signlanguage french, dutch, japanese, Mandarin, more about Buddism, paganism and, erm, norse? and lots more. I'm open to pretty much anything.

I don't like my friends to be copies of me. Different interests and views on life make for more interesting conversations. Debates and new experiences all round. Althought having a similar sence of humour is always a plus.

I enjoy being taught about what people are passionate about, because simply put that is generally when the person is most enthused. Well, that and whilst flirting ;) Anyway that's what conversation is for, teaching and debating. And also mating and social dynamics, but we generally don't take them for granted lol.

So yeah, that's all that springs to mind. Feel free to say "Hey".

I am honest, charming, and a thoroughly niceguy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Didn't know what to type here, so I have decided to hijack this box for my own purposes. sure it's already here for me give details, but I'm gonna choose the topic gosh darn it!
[I don't actually say "gosh darn it". I don't even know why I typed it. Probably has something to do with the fact I've been up for 20 hours, and I want to make a good impression].

EDIT: I do say gosh darn it now. Gosh darn my child effecting m vocabulary.

Anyway, where was I? Ah yes. I'm hiding from worries, loathing myself for perceived failure, worrying about what example ill set for my daughters, feeling terrified about my path, wanting to do grand wonderful things today without the experience or determination to get anywhere. I'm abit messed up, and need to hear from those of you who made it through this stuff.

Ha bit heavy, huh?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking criticism, Listening, Diabolo, juggling, Math, video editing, landboaring, power kiting, inappropriate comments, cuddling, being a scratching-post/chew-toy/pillow, rambling [when nervous or tired]. And over using square brackets and smilies, but I guess that's agonizingly clear by now :o :p :D

I'm no good at relaxing, fighting for myself and remembering things [damn dyslexia]. And articulating myself at times.

And not waffling.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pfft, I don't know. When you first meet someone they rarely make a statement like "you have a really odd walk". Actually in my experience people who make weird statements like that are generally more fun to hang around with.

Where was I ? Ah yes. Um, well I'm 6'2" and wear too much black, so Tall Dark and Handsome? :D Cheesy thing to say, but it's at least two thirds correct :) I also tend to carry a diabolo if I think I'm gonna be stood waiting around.

Ive been told I have a cheeky lobsided smile, and I enjoy giving hugs. That stands out pretty well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm into RPG's, sci-fi and fantasy. I'm no good at computer games so don't play a lot but I'd love to get back into D&D [aka dungeons and dragons]. Do you play? Or know a group?] I'm not into LARPing. Yet.

Im a crafters. I knit, crochet and sew. I'm working on finger leas stripey pink and purple gloves, and a kilt.

I also juggle and bake. I wish I could draw, write, carve ornately, engrave, cast, weave and loom.

Books: wheel of time Discworld, 1984, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy [ aka HHGTTG] Mainstream comics and webcomics [but they don't count]. I really need to read more, it's one of the things that bothers me. I also watch a bit of anime. So chuffed they are redoing FMA. in HD as well!

Movies: Sci-fi, fantasy, comedy, Indy, extreme cinema and anime. Anything but humdrum drama and weak comedies. And I am so gutted that zelda trailer is a hoax :( I've just seen Hard Candy [with Ellen Page], it's possibly my new favorite. I love film4. Shocking asian cinema, brilliant horrors, occasional studio Ghibli and thought provoking dramas. And indy flicks and comedies.

Music: Punk, rock, metal. Music isn't that important to me, but it's good to have around.
EDIT just bought my first guitar so, you know, that's changing. Thank you ACDC and Black Sabbath for making awesome but easy and slow riffs.

Food: Preferably hot and spicey. Who dosen't love Italian, Indian and Tai? I enjoy food as everyone should. In my opinion that slice of chocolate cake is always worth it, even if it means a 1/2 hour walk with your mp3 player to burn it off! Thankfully I'm shedding weight these days, thanks to my kites and dog.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Diabolo's: I don't practice as much as I used to [sadly] but it starts conversations with strangers and relaxes me :)

Female Friends: There just more fun to hang out with, talk to, flirt and joke with.

Public Signs of Affection: Hugs and cuddles for friends, more for whoever I'm involved with. I'm not shy in that respect.

My Duvet: Winter or summer I have a double duvet on my single bed. Doesn't feel right without one.

Food: Almost as good as sex, but alot easier too enjoy on a daily basis. Well, whilst your single that is :D

Wikipedia: Got a question? Wikipedia probably has the answer! The internet is the single greatest learning resource and therefore probably the greatest human achievement of all time. So yeah, I think it's good :P

Square brackets!: I don't know why but I always end up over using brackets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pretty much everything. I don't do the whole "Chill out and think about nothing" thing. Not unless I'm cuddled up with someone. Or someone's scratching the back of my neck, somehow it causes me to lose the ability to form, erm, complete, er, mmm.....

At times I over analyse and stress. I really value the times I can relax. On the other hand in the moment I tend to act without thinking. Not that wise but allways fun!

How annoyed I am at the lack of "Things that annoy you" section and the subtle subtle irony of it all :p

If anyone shares my quirky sence of humour.

How everyones, including myself, actions and motivations can be directly explained by our evolutionary past.

If I should get that tattoo or piercing, and If I'll regret it in a decade.

When I'll get to glide down a snow smeared mountainside again. Or through a thickly frosted field with one of my big kites.

If I should try Cannabis next time I'm offered/in the Netherlands.

If such and such [who I know is online and not busy] is going to text back/email. Damn you for not replying instantly! :)

If people notice how much I over use lol's and :) when nervous.

If humanity will ever join forces to achieve a ultimate goal. Like scifi fighting/running from nasty aliens, or Star Trek, or post apocalypse. [I was just using them as examples, I'm not waiting for aliens to attack the Earth] :p

How much I hate Instant Messengers.

If I, or my children [If I have some] will effect the world enough to be remembered.

How I should edit my profile. Again. And Again. and Agaaaiiiin. Feel free to comment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was out with you and your friends. invite me, worst case cenario, I wander off on my own.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once got thrown out of starbucks for playing with a GF and some ice cubes. Totally worth it :D

If I'm asked a direct question, I won't lie, even if it's the sensible thing to do.
You should message me if
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If you think I'm appealing. Heck do it for any reason, I'm looking for friends and have all the time in the world. Or you want to learn something, teach me something or have a debate.

I messaged you. A reply saying "Sorry, your really not my type" is nicer than nothing at all!


Oh, and suggestions for edits are always welcome.