JJs3Is
41 Saint Louis, MO
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My self-summary
Wow. Here's the part where I'm supposed to convince you I'm so very different and special, not like those other d-bags you just looked at 2 minutes ago. Different, yes. Special, not in the way you're thinking - and that kind of humor isn't even appropriate. Go watch Tosh.0. (which, by the way, is fucking hilarious. Can I swear on this thing? Fuck yeah!)
Ok, nothing else to see here. Move along.
What I’m doing with my life
I work. You should too. Get a job. Unless you're rich! Then "hi"!
I’m really good at
well, um, being a jerk.
and I'm funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos or piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: ESB, Exorcist III, and Ninja Scroll

Music: you'll have to ask.
The six things I could never do without
1. oxygen
2. my bed (I'm kinda' lazy)
3. alarm clock
4. My highly collectible Sqidbillies Early action figure (I suggest you buy 2)
5. My Sony Discman (screw you, iPod!)
6. iPod
7. whiskey

Ha! Take that. I told you seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I'm still wasting my time here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday? Friday sucks. I like to go out on Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ron Jeremy and I are on a first name basis. If you tell anyone, I swear I'll set your favorite pair of shoes on fire just to get your attention. (not really)
You should message me if
um, you want to. or if you cut yourself or have daddy issues, then yeah
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