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30 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:58pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Soulful over outgoing.
Well-read but not pop-savvy
Curiosity over certainty
Idiosyncratic Enigma
Well traveled and always wander-lusting
Comfort over aesthetic
Red wine is best
Material Ascetic
INFP personality supposedly
One of maybe a half dozen dopplegangers.
Seen where I'm not, wanted where I can't get to and mistaken for John Doe at least once a week.
Scrabble Master
Night-owl day dreamer
Resting Bitch Face

I'll never be your beast of burden. I don't need no money, fortune, or fame. And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl. And I am not afraid of dying, why should I be? We all gotta go sometime. It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
What I’m doing with my life
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Dreaming of a boat, suburban homestead with some dogs, ever increasing amounts of travel miles.

Resigning to the possibility that the sarcastic, sultry, sassy, and spontaneous partner I pine for is too difficult to find, or at least the unlikelihood that she would be found here, but still worth a shot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Crosswords. Randomness. Daydreaming. Building Fires. Nocturnal activity. Insomnia. Trivium.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cinemas- Almost positive I have seen more films than you.

TV shows I've enjoyed: Twin Peaks, X-Files, The Outer Limits, Rome, Flight of the Conchords, Real Time, Cosmos, Planet Earth, Deadwood, True Detective. yeah Game of Thrones was good too.

Nightstand- Dan Simmons, Bertrand Russell, Thomas Harris, Christopher Hitchens, Palahniuk, Dawkins, Kant, Lovecraft, Philip K. Dick.

Music- Randomness akin to universal birth. 99% of the time I won't know that band you rave about. Pandora internet radio factors heavily into my musical discovery but really I'm a musical dinosaur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'll be cooking next?

Why good ideas are so difficult for humans to comprehend and implement.



My dwindling admiration and respect for humanity is most often applied to dead men: Carl Sagan, Nikola Tesla, Galileo Galilei, Voltaire, Bertrand Russell, Friedrick Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Alan Watts, Stanley Kubrick, Philip K. Dick, Francis Drake, Sitting Bull, Jacque Fresco (glad he is still kicking).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not working I am trying to make it less typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Given enough already.
You should message me if
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You are tired of messages and would rather just meet for a drink or coffee because it does not have to be as big a deal as people make this out to be.