Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a kind, generous, loving, caring, rich, objectively beautiful,
philanthropic man with a bad boy charm and need to live on the
Now that we've fake bullshit selling that is required of an online
dating profile, let's get to why you should message me!
1. I'm genuinely content with myself. Not some false "power of
positive thinking" bullshit stuff, I actually totally freakin' love
the person I am. Not saying I'm perfect, but I'm actively trying
everyday to acknowledge my shortcomings (and my awesome traits) and
work on them.
2. I'm incredibly intelligent. Living in my head is both a wondrous
and hilarious adventure. I tell people I'm easily entertained (also
partially true, I have played with string for over an hour...don't
judge me, I was bored!), but typically my brain has run on some
wild tangent that started with a bird flying by and ends up on the
strategic value of information dichotomy or infinities of different
3. I'm happy most of the time that I am not sick.
3. I'm a very kind and loving person. I love people. I think that
the crazy ball of emotions and thoughts and choices that make up
these things we call humans are by far the most interesting thing
in a world that I eternally mystifies and amazes me. The chances
I've had to actually connect with someone and see the person they
see in the mirror are among the best and most exhilarating moments
I've had the honor to be a part of.
5. You noticed that I used 3 twice, and it bothered you.
6. There is a lot more, but honestly discovering who I am is one of
the best parts of knowing me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying my life, working, and trying to experience new things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I can be motivated to put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If you tell me the first time we meet, I'll start a chart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly Fantasy series (Xanth, The Belgariad, Rhapsody and
its sequels), some classic literature...*cough* Pride and Prejudice
*cough*. Just finished Re-reading Wheel of Time and really enjoyed
Movies: Scott Pilgrim v. the World, The Last Samurai, Remember the
Titans, Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers. 90's Alternative.
Food: I'm pretty much always up for Mexican or Asian foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games (my brain is the neediest MF'er, always wants something to
sink its teeth into).
Delicious (and occasionally fatty) foods.
The wild and wacky ride that is my head.
Gurren Lagaan Memorabilia?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Seriously, I can find almost anything interesting if I
haven't spent too much time analyzing it.
Recent topics from off the top of my head:
1) Audiences across America have on average become much more aware
of common media tropes, which has made conscientious creators
respond by making more meta-level humor, which in turn has made
more people aware of meta-humor; the cycle continues. Then I
wondered about whether or not audiences are getting tired of this
new humor leading to more original content (e.g. Pacific Rim / 47
Ronin) or whether we are actually leading up to a new era of
2) We are programs in a computer simulation, and Jesus was an admin
that was just messing with our heads.
3) More efficient ways to wash dishes. I meant everything.
4) Whether my perspective on any particular point is correct.
Double this if new information comes my way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Happy that I don't have to wake up in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My parents got a divorce when I was a small boy, and despite the
fact that my parents literally had the least vitriolic divorce I
have ever seen (which I have been incredibly grateful for), I still
ended up with the vague impression that I was so unworthy of love
that my parent's divorce was somehow my fault. I've spent the
better part of my life how and why I am worthy of love (my own at
the very least), and I don't regret the person I've become at all.
You should message me if
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Sidenote: if you see something on my profile that indicates my
stance on a particular vice, it may or may not be true. While I do
believe in the value of honesty, I also know that the internet is
not hard to view, and I want plausible deniability in the future.
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