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JJtheThird

25 M Baton Rouge, LA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a kind, generous, loving, caring, rich, objectively beautiful, philanthropic man with a bad boy charm and need to live on the edge...

Now that we've fake bullshit selling that is required of an online dating profile, let's get to why you should message me!

1. I'm genuinely content with myself. Not some false "power of positive thinking" bullshit stuff, I actually totally freakin' love the person I am. Not saying I'm perfect, but I'm actively trying everyday to acknowledge my shortcomings (and my awesome traits) and work on them.

2. I'm incredibly intelligent. Living in my head is both a wondrous and hilarious adventure. I tell people I'm easily entertained (also partially true, I have played with string for over an hour...don't judge me, I was bored!), but typically my brain has run on some wild tangent that started with a bird flying by and ends up on the strategic value of information dichotomy or infinities of different size.

3. I'm happy most of the time that I am not sick.

3. I'm a very kind and loving person. I love people. I think that the crazy ball of emotions and thoughts and choices that make up these things we call humans are by far the most interesting thing in a world that I eternally mystifies and amazes me. The chances I've had to actually connect with someone and see the person they see in the mirror are among the best and most exhilarating moments I've had the honor to be a part of.

5. You noticed that I used 3 twice, and it bothered you.

6. There is a lot more, but honestly discovering who I am is one of the best parts of knowing me.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying my life, working, and trying to experience new things.
I’m really good at
Pretty much anything I can be motivated to put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you tell me the first time we meet, I'll start a chart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mostly Fantasy series (Xanth, The Belgariad, Rhapsody and its sequels), some classic literature...*cough* Pride and Prejudice *cough*. Just finished Re-reading Wheel of Time and really enjoyed it.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim v. the World, The Last Samurai, Remember the Titans, Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers. 90's Alternative.

Food: I'm pretty much always up for Mexican or Asian foods.
The six things I could never do without
Games (my brain is the neediest MF'er, always wants something to sink its teeth into).

Delicious (and occasionally fatty) foods.

My Friends.

Humor.

The wild and wacky ride that is my head.

Gurren Lagaan Memorabilia?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. Seriously, I can find almost anything interesting if I haven't spent too much time analyzing it.

Recent topics from off the top of my head:

1) Audiences across America have on average become much more aware of common media tropes, which has made conscientious creators respond by making more meta-level humor, which in turn has made more people aware of meta-humor; the cycle continues. Then I wondered about whether or not audiences are getting tired of this new humor leading to more original content (e.g. Pacific Rim / 47 Ronin) or whether we are actually leading up to a new era of entertainment.

2) We are programs in a computer simulation, and Jesus was an admin that was just messing with our heads.

3) More efficient ways to wash dishes. I meant everything.

4) Whether my perspective on any particular point is correct. Double this if new information comes my way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy that I don't have to wake up in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My parents got a divorce when I was a small boy, and despite the fact that my parents literally had the least vitriolic divorce I have ever seen (which I have been incredibly grateful for), I still ended up with the vague impression that I was so unworthy of love that my parent's divorce was somehow my fault. I've spent the better part of my life how and why I am worthy of love (my own at the very least), and I don't regret the person I've become at all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...actually wait, scratch the if.

Sidenote: if you see something on my profile that indicates my stance on a particular vice, it may or may not be true. While I do believe in the value of honesty, I also know that the internet is not hard to view, and I want plausible deniability in the future.