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JKNoir

39 Oslo, Norway Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a 38 year old Norwegian who likes films, music and soccer. I've spent just a few years too many at the University, which have left me with a big book collection and an even bigger loan. I used to play in a band as well, but after two concerts we retired from the tolls of fame and success in order to concentrate on the glory of working life. So now I take odd jobbs to pay the rent in stead.

I like strong, dark coffee, lazy mornings and I am usually pretty laidback about things, unless I'm in a hurry or my favourite soccer team looses a match (which they tend to do far too often). I prefer brown pubs and bars for hip ones, and I like the autumn better than the spring, even though I admit summer does have its advantages. I dance like James Mason in Stanley Kubrick's Lolita, and that might be one of many explanations as to why I listen to Radiohead. A lot. I'm constantly torn between the city and the countryside, and curious naivety and cynicism. I dislike arrogant people in general and presidents who likes to bomb other nations for oil in particular. I hope there is a good God of some kind somewhere to make things right some day.

I'm more introverted than extroverted, but I've noticed that these things change from minute to minute and hour to hour, and I definetively do have my impulsive moments. I like melancholy and modest people, and I dislike people with sharp elbows or too solid bone structures in their noses, if you know what I mean by that. I like summer rain and winter's snow, dark british humour, and a good soundtrack to the absurdity of modern life.

I am laidback, honest, and nostalgic
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question!
I’m really good at
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Watching football and talking about football (aka soccer). Listening to other people talk about other things than football (occasionally I'll join). Trying to be witty (with variable success). Postponing trivial things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't usually tell me, but if I'm going to guess; maybe that I'm tall and have red hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, John Coltrane, Billie Holliday, Amy Winehouse, The Afghan Whigs, Babybird, Tom Waits, Nick Drake, Joe Henry, Belle and Sebastian, The Kinks, Pavement, Sigur Ros, Knutsen og Ludvigsen, Bob Hund, Cat Power, Morrissey, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, Art Blakey, The Doors, Motorpsycho, The Waterboys, Chet Baker, Miles Davies, Cornelis Vreeswijk, Jan Johansson, Matti Bye, Thom Yorke, Mike Scott, Robert Johnson, Blind Willie Johnson, Mississippi John Hurt, Elliot Smith, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Nina Simone, The Smiths, The Libertines, Tindersticks, Al Green, JR Ewing, The Cure, Ice Cube, Calexico, Faure's Requiem (preferably sung by a boys choir), Frank Sinatra (usually on New Year's Eve) Durufle's Requiem, Portishead, Leonard Cohen, Pink Floyd, Edith Piaf, Marlene Dietrich, some classical and choral music (Bach, Beethoven and the boys) European folk music, old Studio One reggae, Lee Scratch Perry, Jennifer Lara, some dub music, old soul and more.

Films: by Ingmar Bergman, Victor Sjöström, Andrej Tarkovskij, Roy Andersson plus German Expressionism, Film Noir and some other old Hollywood films. Old, slow films in black and white. Some main titles: Wild Strawberries, The Seventh Seal, Fanny and Alexander, Körkarlen, Mirror, Nostalghia, Solaris, Brazil, Life of Brian and everything else by Monty Python, The Bicycle Thieves, Tokyo Story, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Double Indemnity, Sunset Boulevard, Out of the Past, The Third Man, Night of the Hunter, Vertigo, Psycho, Dr. Strangelove, Lolita, The Tin Drum, Withnail and I, Blade Runner, Taxi Driver, The Exorcist, Nosferatu, Sunrise, Faust, Pan's Labyrinth, Sult (Hunger), low budget horror films, The Great Dictator and a lot of other films by Chaplin, Sanger fra andre etasje (Songs from the second floor), The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, The 400 Blows (Les quatre cents coups), Ménilmontant, Man With the Movie Camera, some of Douglas Sirk's stuff, Vincent by Tim Burton.

Literature: J.D.Salinger, Paul Auster, Dag Solstad, Dan Andersson, Arild Nyquist, Sigbjørn Obstfelder, Robert Frost, Edgar Allan Poe. Catch-22, The Catcher in the Rhye, Moon Palace, The Great Gatsby, On the Road, The Tin Drum.

TV and Games: Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Curb your enthusiasm, True Detective, Sherlock, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout-series, Bioshock-series, Half Life 2.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll have to think about this...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The six things I could never do without, and what I'm doing with my life...

Oh, and idealism vs capitalism, plus related issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm more of a typical tuesday person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really a Robot:

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Robot

You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
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