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JKnotReally

26 M Miami, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcastic to my last breath, I enjoy traveling, staying fit, good food, good wine, and conversing with fine folk. This is my first venture into the world of online dating, so let's see what happens!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it to the fullest, working hard and playing harder.

Thinking of new clichés to top those.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, giving massages, smoking meth, wine pairings, making people laugh until their faces hurt.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charisma and broad shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to list!

Books - Everything from Chuck Palahniuk to Tom Robbins to Tolkien. Oh and Malcolm Gladwell is fascinating. I also just recently finished A Song of Ice and Fire....good stuff.

Movies - Anything Tarantino, Judd Apatow, Coen brothers, umm Shawshank, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, American History X, Garden State, Sideways, A Clockwork Orange etc.

Shows - Californication, Game of Thrones, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Portlandia, Eastbound and Down, South Park, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Flight of the Conchords.

Music - Everything except Country and Death Metal. Seriously.

Food - I love spicy food, so Thai and Mexican are favorites. Lebanese, Italian, Spanish, Sushi....I'm a pretty adventurous eater and if it's tasty I'm down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends, my family, music, avocados, green tea, Ke$ha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Like seriously how do you quantify that? Do you consider the size of a subject's tongue, the temperature in the room? These are the questions that keep me up late at night.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends for dinner at a new restaurant we want to try, and then drinking/conversing the night away in a fine establishment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I beatbox in the shower.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, spontaneous, and sarcastic enough to keep up with me.

You understand that this profile is intentionally a bit vague and there's more to me than meets the eye...