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22 Bellingham, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:29pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm kind of an asshole. I get that quite often. But I'm working on it. So no worries, I promise to be nice to you.

I'm honest, almost to a fault. I'm open about most things. Literally, if you have a question just ask, I'll most likely answer it.

I'm often told that I'm funny, and that I tend to repeat stories. If this is to ever happen just tell me. At first I'll ask if I can tell it anyways. Just say no. Or you'll hear it for ever. And I won't be offended if you say no.

I work in a restaurant, which has made me quite cynical. But it also gives me a copious amount of joy and energy once I finally clock off. Knowing for the rest of the night you won't have to dance for yuppies, just to get a fifty cent tip, is pretty damn amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I don't really know anymore. For the longest time I wanted to be a criminal prosecutor. But I keep having all these other life fantasies as well. I want to do something to help others, but I also think I need to do something that can help me in return. I guess I just don't really know.
I’m really good at
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I'm good at not bragging about what I'm good at.

I really don't know. I'd like to say I have a super secret hidden talent, but not so much. I'm pretty witty. That could be my talent. I'm also pretty good at remembering things. I tend to remember really useless facts.

For instance, did you know that jaguars kill their pray by crushing the skull and piercing the temporal lobe?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've never asked anyone this question, so I really don't know. If you ever notice me, you should tell me. I'll put it on here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Odyssey (All time favorite), Les Mis, The Goosebump books, (I stilll have all the Animorphs)

Television: X-men cartoons, Law and Order: SVU, Freaks and Geeks, Shameless, Torchwood, American Horror Story, Scrubs, Orange is the New Black, Courage the Cowardly Dog, It's Always Sunny, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Remember the Titans, Wrist-cutters: A Love Story, Scream, Halloween, shitty horror films,

Music: Let's just say it's eclectic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The basics (food, water, liquor, shelter)
2. Joss Whedon
3. My cat
4. Heating Vents
5. Shower Singing
6. Comic Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. I sometimes script out how I think life will go. Like if it were a movie.

But then I start thinking about what genre of movie my life is. And that can be a scary thought. I mean, what if it's a slasher film, or worse, a high school romcom. If your life is a teen movie, that means once the teen years are over, you're done for eventful life experiences. No one's watching, no one cares.

My mind races so fast. It's like I'm constantly on speed, but don't worry, I'm not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hustling tacos and burritos, then usually whatever my friends wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like people who can actually hold a conversation. I'm tired of asking questions and just getting a "yeah" back. It's so disappointing.

I also prefer guys who could pass for straight. I don't do well with talk about fashion, or lady gaga, or gossip girl, or other stuff like that. I'd rather talk about sports, or comic books, or the world. I have nothing against gay guys, I just never have a real opinion on the stereotypical topics, and it's hard to get passionate about things you have no opinion on. Plus, I guess I just don't find femininity as sexy. Maybe that's why I'm gay.

That doesn't mean I hate all femmey guys, in fact I've met some I really liked. Lately I could care less what you look like, I just want someone I can talk to, have a beer with, and maybe watch a stupid movie we can laugh at. Also the sexy stuff, though.

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