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23 Bellingham, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:50pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm almost always honest, which can be a good thing and a bad thing. I'm always upfront about myself, which I think is a good thing. But I can also be pretty blunt. If I think my friends are fucking up, I'm gonna tell em. When they're being rad, I'm gonna tell em about that, too.

I think I'm pretty funny. None of my friends really believe me, but I assure you, I'm hysterical. My mum is British, so I got her dry, sarcastic sense of humor. My dad is from Jersey, but I'm not a Guido.

I'm an ENFP if that matters at all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless trivia. I'm pretty great at that.

Oh, I can play songs on plastic soda bottles. For real though, I'm best at my high school's fight song. And I do a pretty killer "Take on Me."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never asked anyone this question, so I really don't know. If you ever notice me, you should tell me. I'll put it on here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Odyssey (All time favorite), Victor Hugo, Animal Farm

Television: X-men cartoons, Law and Order: SVU, Freaks and Geeks, Shameless, Torchwood, American Horror Story, Scrubs, Orange is the New Black, Courage the Cowardly Dog, It's Always Sunny, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Remember the Titans, Wrist-cutters: A Love Story, Scream, Halloween, shitty horror films,

Music: Let's just say it's eclectic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Meat (I'm a carnivore)
2. Fresh Air
3. My cat
4. My mates
5. My phone
6. Comic Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hypothetical situations. Like what superpowers my friends would have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hustling tacos and burritos, then usually whatever my friends wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm can be kind of a douchey bro, but I'm a closet romantic.
You should message me if
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I like people who can actually hold a conversation. I'm tired of asking questions and just getting a "yeah" back. It's so disappointing.

I also prefer guys who could pass for straight. I don't do well with talk about fashion, or lady gaga, or gossip girl, or other stuff like that. I'd rather talk about sports, or comic books, or the world. I have nothing against gay guys, I just never have a real opinion on the stereotypical topics, and it's hard to get passionate about things you have no opinion on. Plus, I guess I just don't find femininity as sexy. Maybe that's why I'm gay.

That doesn't mean I hate all femmey guys, in fact I've met some I really liked. Lately I could care less what you look like, I just want someone I can talk to, have a beer with, and maybe watch a stupid movie we can laugh at. Also the sexy stuff, though.