I'm an incredibly open minded, opinionated, blunt yet shy, stylish
and sloppy, trendy wanna-be preppy jock who dislikes bros, well
rounded sort of fellow.
Basically I'm as well rounded as the feeble attempts by teenagers
to crop themselves in and out of photos using the freehand tool...
I'm an ex-collegiate athlete who loves attending concerts and
festivals. I mingle with most anyone and everyone and truly enjoy
anything that has to do with art, music, and I guess sports (golf /
What I’m doing with my life
Staying a kid while appearing to be responsible.
Being a sassy bitch in intramural kickball.
Figuring out the best places to go shoe shopping.
I’m really good at
Fitting geometric shapes into Fisher-Price plastic cubes...
Procrastinating while holding a drink in my hand, listening to a random person tell their life story.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually described as charming, yet intimidating and sometimes
I guess I'm not a ridiculously photogenic guy? I think mildly
bitchy and tired resting face works.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shawshank redemption, the secret of nimh, fern gully.
Oh, every season of The Boondocks.
If there is a cook-book, or cooking show, I'll watch and learn. I cannot describe my passion for cooking
The six things I could never do without
$6,000 Kohler NuMi toilet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it must be like to be a photographer for Nat Geo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honing my Fishing Simulator skills. Yes, this is a thing. Ask for my Steam Handle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As an infant (mayhaps up to age 3) I was afraid to walk on grass
barefoot because it hurt...
You should message me if
You'd like to share a bottle (or two) of wine with me then rollerskate on the perfectly smooth marble floor in a museum...
The thought of potentially making new friends excites you... or:
You'd like to go jogging
You'll play catch with me
You'd like to play League...