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JMDC78

36 M Clifton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sarcastic laidback slacking cynic.

(Is this the part I need to pretend to be deep and/or mysterious, say how ambitious I am and care about dolphins?)
I’m really good at
QuizUp

Making cocktails (although I no longer drink)
The first things people usually notice about me
Bright blue eyes, so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by (or like the works of) Chuck Palahniuk, Alan Moore, Bret Easton Ellis, Hubert Selby Jnr.

Films: Anything made by Aronofsky, Nolan, Scorcese, Lynch, Noe, Almodovar, Kubrick, Fincher, The Coen Brothers, Refn. But not Wes Anderson, the whimsical pretentious hipster.

TV: Breaking Bad, Dexter (except it fell to bits in the last few series), Boardwalk Empire, Homeland, American Horror Story, Game Of Thrones, Nathan Barley, The League Of Gentlemen, Jam, Brasseye, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, I'm Alan Partridge, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Blackadder, Archer, The Wire, Hannibal, Eastbound & Down, Adventure Time With Finn & Jake.

Music: Prince, Redlight, Goldie, Special Request, SPY, Breakage, Om Unit, Zinc, Daft Punk, Massive Attack, Tricky, Maya Jane Coles, Kavinsky, Nine Inch Nails, DJ EZ, T.Williams, Dom & Roland, Claude VonStroke, Primal Scream, Stone Roses, Danny Brown, lots and lots and lots more.
The six things I could never do without
Music

Reese's Pieces

Film

iPhone (including headphones) (I know that's a bit of a crap one but its true, once you go Mac you never go back.)

A clean change of underwear

Boobs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Narwhals and manatees.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You require somebody to have coffee with whilst people watching.