38 Clifton, UK
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My self-summary
Sarcastic laidback slacking cynic.

(Is this the part I need to pretend to be deep and/or mysterious, say how ambitious I am and care about dolphins?)
What I’m doing with my life
Not enough.
I’m really good at

Making cocktails (although I no longer drink)
The first things people usually notice about me
Bright blue eyes, so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by (or like the works of) Chuck Palahniuk, Alan Moore, Bret Easton Ellis, Hubert Selby Jnr.

Films: Anything made by Aronofsky, Nolan, Scorcese, Lynch, Noe, Almodovar, Kubrick, Fincher, The Coen Brothers, Refn. But not Wes Anderson, the whimsical pretentious hipster.

TV: Breaking Bad, Dexter (except it fell to bits in the last few series), Boardwalk Empire, Homeland, American Horror Story, Game Of Thrones, Nathan Barley, The League Of Gentlemen, Jam, Brasseye, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, I'm Alan Partridge, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Blackadder, Archer, The Wire, Hannibal, Eastbound & Down, Adventure Time With Finn & Jake.

Music: Prince, Redlight, Goldie, Special Request, SPY, Breakage, Om Unit, Zinc, Daft Punk, Massive Attack, Tricky, Maya Jane Coles, Kavinsky, Nine Inch Nails, DJ EZ, T.Williams, Dom & Roland, Claude VonStroke, Primal Scream, Stone Roses, Danny Brown, lots and lots and lots more.
The six things I could never do without

Reese's Pieces


iPhone (including headphones) (I know that's a bit of a crap one but its true, once you go Mac you never go back.)

A clean change of underwear

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Narwhals and manatees.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have apotemnophobia.
You should message me if
You require somebody to have coffee with whilst people watching.