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26 Birmingham, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 10
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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This summer I am writing a book on adventure travel in America. Among other things, I will be bull riding, wrestling alligators, and tornado chasing. So if I don't message you back please don't assume that I don't like you, just assume that I'm dead.

I like the forth of July, it’s a holiday we can all celebrate (well except for the British). I like fireflies, bonfires, root beer, the music of Brandon Flowers, and water parks. I would rather carve a pumpkin than go to a bar.

I like girls who don’t swear and who aren’t afraid to break their nails or let the quote and quote popular kids know that rap music sucks.

I think it’s sad that having good manners and respect for others makes me old fashioned. Shouldn’t that just be the norm no matter what year it is?

I like Meatloaf, the music, but I’ll eat the meal without complaining.

I like to sit and look at the stars, I don’t think it’s a waste of life, I think it’s what life is.

I think that age is just a number. I don’t find it to be any more relevant than race.

I like being a movie producer, and I don’t think I’ll ever retire. I realize how lucky I am to have a job that I enjoy.

I think religion is personal. You shouldn’t judge anyone else, just work on being a better person yourself.

I happen to drive an epic 67 Mustang Convertible. But if you’re a guy or a girl who wouldn’t hang out with me in an 87 Honda then I’d rather not hang out with you now.

I like hot chocolate even if it’s not hot chocolate season. I like dogs and horses, often more than people. I like the smell of popcorn in the movie theater, racing down a trail on a dog sled, I like the look in a guys eyes when he realizes that he can’t box with me, I like elephants but not in the zoo, and I would like to like you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a film producer and standup comedian from Michigan. I've traveled to many great places (Europe, Israel, South America, Greece) but there's still so much more I'd like to see. I think the most important thing about being boyfriend/girlfriend is being each others best friend.

I am funny, smart, and adventuresome

I'm trying to spend a lot less time online (which is odd because I'm online right now!). I'm a conscientious objector to facebook, my goal is to not log into facebook at all this entire summer. I'm only willing to spend time on here because I want to meet you so we can hang out this summer and go on great outdoor dates together!
I’m really good at
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Writing, listening and understanding, making people laugh. I can't sing or dance, wish I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a young Jerry Seinfeld but I often disappear inside of myself like James Dean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Cather in The Rye, All The Pretty Horses (the book, movie sucked), The Outsiders, any historical fiction novel. I like to read more then I watch movies and I NEVER watch TV (ok, I like The Office).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Spring
2) Weekend get aways.
3) Working out.
4) Writing
5) The Killers
6) Love
7) Extra Credit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would like to land on if I ever had to jump out of an airplane without a parachute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, writing, working. When you work for yourself Friday and Saturday aren't any different then any other day. I hate going to the bar by the way - boring! There is so much more to life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once spent money on that Charles Atlas program. You know the one where 90 lbs weaklings can turn themselves into real men in only 6 weeks.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to and maybe hang out with somebody who is 100% different then anyone else you know.

Or if you have a pool.