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JMcPhee

49 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A ferocious poet who doesn't write a word, a long walker stuck on a short path, daydreaming at night and night hawking my days away. I'm eager to make Kim Deals and always wear my Blacks Frank. When I look in the mirror what stares back is an image of me.

Oh, hell, let's simplify, shall we?

Married, mostly happy, efficient at work, keeping all possible dimensions slotted neatly in my head, and seeking arrangements of a clandestine nature.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising a son. Lowering my eyes. Keeping the man at bay. Watching my dog's paws run while he dreams. Organizing my workout playlists to exactly match my workout routines. Reading profiles of women seeking single men rather than married husbands. Responding to profiles of women who are not single.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Discretion. Writing. Righting. Fulfilling others' needs. Tending to sparks. Listening. Not listening. Eating soup like a ninja. Counting on my fingers. Discovering junk shop treasures. Watching paint dry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I fade nicely into the background.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Indian > Italian > Lebanese > Icelandic > Canadian

For Your Consideration < Spinal Tap < Waiting for Guffman < Best in Show < A Mighty Wind

Mark Twain > H L Menken > Robertson Davies > George Orwell > Me > Charles Dickens

Monday Night Football < Mad Men < Sunday Night Football

I will leave anyone for Liz Phair. Except Liz Phair.... okay, you got me . . . Kim Deal also.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rob Gronkowski's dimples
Well tempered words that raise goosebumps on both my arms
What's left of that craft beer six pack
$2.99 vintage shirts at Valu Village
Math skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I do not feel guilty about wanting to be with another woman. How I am a 90+% match with multiple women from Montreal. Homonyms. Traveller's cheques. Where my atoms go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to comedy podcasts such as WTF and HWYW, drinking craft IPA from the LCBO, Reading FWB profiles on OKC or AM. Watching NBA's RTZ, DWTS. ROTFL. No, not that last one. No, the one before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a non-practicing smoker. Or is it that I'm married . . .
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–57
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You reached this box without turning away in disgust.