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JMcPhee

49 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A ferocious poet who doesn't write a word, a long walker stuck in the suburbs instead of the city, wide-eyed but looking down to distinguish the gems from the used gum.

Thinking of clothes these days. Do they make the man? If they come from a thrift shop does this make me cheap or eclectic? A pink shirt still hangs in my closet but I cannot find leather pants and suspenders to match. Probably because it's not 1980. Suspenders are suspended in favour of belts. My Unknown Pleasures t-shirt is tight and faded. I am aging at the same pace as both TMBG's Johns.

Married, mostly happy, efficient at work, keeping all worlds in my head, and seeking arrangements of a clandestine nature.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising a son. Listening to the dog bark with less detachment than a Zen monk. Wondering where the time went. Wondering where the tie wet. Compressing my playlist down to three songs that could represent all songs. Reading profiles of women seeking single men rather than married husbands.
I’m really good at
Discretion. Writing. Righting. Fulfilling others' needs. Tending to sparks. Listening. Not listening. Eating soup like a ninja. Counting on my fingers. Finding junk shop treasures. Watching paint dry.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I fade nicely into the background.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"I Have a Dream" > Perchance to Dream > "I Dreamed a Dream" > "Dreams" > Dream Whip > "Dream Police"

Pizza > non-pizza

Canadian cuisine < all other cuisine

For Your Consideration < Spinal Tap < Waiting for Guffman < Best in Show < A Mighty Wind

Robertson Davies > Ray Davies > Ray's Reptiles > Lounge Lizards > Hipster lounges
The six things I could never do without
3G
Grapefruit Radler
The small of your back
The four-point corner three
Simple math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I do not feel guilty about wanting to be with another woman. How I am a 90+% match with multiple women from Montreal. Homonyms. Traveller's cheques. Where my atoms go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to comedy podcasts such as WTF and HWYW, drinking craft IPA from the LCBO, Reading FWB profiles on OKC or AM. Watching NBA's RTZ, DWTS. ROTFL. No, not that last one. No, the one before.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a non-practicing smoker. Or is it that I'm married . . .
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–57
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You reached this box without stopping.