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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Mostly anything
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Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
High school
Art / Music / Writing
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Born and raised Portlander. Creative-inclined. Humble and self-deprecating to perhaps an extreme at times. Bit of a daydreamer. Fascinated by the mind and the Blue-footed Booby... okay, I may have been sarcastic about one of those -- guess which?! Often has '90s nostalgia up and out the wazoo.

Just looking to meet people... people who need people... I won't go on.

If curious to know anything more substantial, you know where to point your clicker!

I'll leave you with a wise quote to remember in the best and worst of times...

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
- Joss Whedon
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring actor-writer-producer-maybe-something-involving-music. If you must shun me for that, so shall it be'eth. Also, yes, focusing in on just one or maybe two areas of intrigue at most would be smarte -- look, a cloud in the shape of self loathing!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a non-witty pun or response to something, competitive vogue-ing, and shaving cripples.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"... Oh, excuse me; I didn't notice your corporeality!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:To be continued; so many books, so little time! The last two books I read were actually audiobooks... wait...

Movies (in no particular order): "American Beauty," "Cruel Intentions," "28 Days Later," "2001: A Space Odyssey," "United 93," "Manic," "Session 9," "Donnie Darko," "Black Christmas" (1974), "Apocalypse Now," "Halloween" (1978), "Alien," "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," "Airplane!," "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," "Scream," "Scream 2," "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery," "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," "Drop Dead Gorgeous," "Pootie Tang" (... yeah, I said it!), "A Guy Thing," "I Heart Huckabees," "Spiral," "District 9," "Cure," "The Faculty," "The Blair Witch Project," "The Ring," "The Silence of the Lambs," "The Matrix," "Serenity" amongst quite a few more!

TV Shows (in no particular order after the first few): "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Angel," "Firefly," "Will & Grace," "South Park" among quite a few more!

Music: Rock, Alternative, Electronica, Trance, Trip hop, 90s, Instrumental, Ambient, Film Scores

Food:(in no particular order): Pizza, Seafood, Mexican food, Italian food... I guess just food? Also, condiments and/or sauces/gooey-ness to dip assorted digestible objects in rocks my socks into knee highs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six random things: sanity, memory, sight, close friends you consider family (as if there's a difference), art (i.e. from movies to music to that painting in first grade that we had to try and paint ourselves that crept me out because its eyes followed you wherever you'd go... kids are dumb), and clothes 'cause no one needs to see that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we think, believe, say and do what we do. The limits of our noggins. Dream(y) scenarios/hoppin' happenins' of the future. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? Does my cup size really support AND enhance?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Herding the ostriches back into their sanctuary with Jeff Goldblum.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not a fan of spiders. In other words: if one surprises me or makes an attack posture, there might be a "bit of a sound" coming from the depths of my childhood.
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