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JOEmega64

23 Parlin, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* I take a long time to respond to messages! I'm just a bit busy, so don't worry! :) *

Much like a Transformer, I am "More Than Meets The Eye."

I devour profiles and write abnormally lengthy and detailed messages.

I occasionally brood, despite my cheerful demeanor.

I'm incredibly easy to get along with and love to listen to and learn about new people, particularly ones who are outside of my realm of interests.

Speaking of learning about new people: I'm here to meet up as soon as possible! Neither of us is going to get an accurate picture of one-another through messaging, so as soon as you're comfortable, let's meet!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pursuing acting as a career. I've recently completed my second season as a zombie SWAT Officer at "Terror Behind the Walls," and have appeared in "How to Get Away with Murder" along with an upcoming video in a museum regarding the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

I'm also in the process of writing a collection of short stories, and designing a board game!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories. I've got a million of them. And most are fairly interesting (ever hear about the time my front wheel shot off on the parkway and no one died?)

I'm also good at making people laugh! Just a generally jovial fellow all around.

And, recently, I dominated in a competitive WWII fighter flight simulator battle. Take that as you will.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that my voice is very soothing and relaxing.

There's also probably the "why is this rascal dressed as a Star Sheriff?"

A reasonable question, truly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Curse of the Blue Figurine, Goosebumps, A Series of Unfortunate Events (still working on it!), Kingdom Come, Arkham Asylum, Watchmen, The Cult, Cosmos, Angels & Demons, The Giving Tree and more!

*Currently reading: Just After Sunset, Shadows of the Empire, Carrier, The Boy Who Loved Batman

Movies: Masters of the Universe, Batman Begins, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Sleeping Beauty

Shows: Beast Wars, ReBoot, Tekkaman Blade/Teknoman, The Big O, Tron: Uprising, Batman: The Animated Series, Power Rangers.

*Currently watching: Sailor Moon/Crystal,

Music: I prefer music without lyrics, letting my mind interpret the songs as it sees fit. I lean towards classical music, along with film and video game scores, although I have a general appreciation for nearly every type of music. That said, my favorite bands are Nightwish and Rammstein.

Food: Tacos, Pizza, anything that is bad for me. But never fish. Anything but fish. I like telling people my diet consists of only "water, fruit and soup."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a stupid section.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whole worlds to develop and the different stories that take place in them. If I'm good at one thing, it's fleshing out all kinds of backstories and lore.

Why my "who you might like" section is almost always incredibly wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A variety of things, usually! I enjoy spending time with friends, watching shows/movies or playing old video games. Sometimes I'll enjoy myself by reading a book I've yet to complete or perhaps indulging in writing of my own.

Perhaps you can change up my routine by going on a date with me? ^_^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get very depressed during the Summer.

I frequently match my socks, shirt and boxers, although my boxers tend to be ironically related to the shirt I'm wearing.
You should message me if
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... at least one aspect of my profile has caught your attention.

I am not necessarily an open book, but my cover isn't exactly a heavy one, so feel free to chat me up and ask some questions! No need to be shy!

I really like meeting people who are different than me because I love to learn about things I'm unfamiliar with! (And I'd hope that you do, too!)

* I'm exceptionally talkative and friendly, but I do beg of you to write something more than a greeting! *