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JOHNNYSF31

34 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:58am
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I decided against a bunch of adjectives and overused cliches - no dout us guys would end up having the same profiles selling the same products...

I sleep on the right side of the bed although there have been times where ive ended up 180 from where I had begun and looks like ive wrestled a puma within there but dont fret - if you keep to your side I shouldnt be disturbing you.

Im an awesome cook but hate washing the dishes so a volunteer would be pretty great - if youre up to the task? In return you will get a pretty great cheesecake and no doubt a party bag

One part Jimmy Carr, one part Michael Macintyre with a dash of Sean Lock. I tend to say whats on my mind be it sarcasm, a tease or a silly joke.

My favorite animal is a Koala although closely rivaled by a Polar Bear and penguins... I have thought how all three of them would be living in my back garden - definitely a joke in there somewhere.

I have a fair few guilty pleasures - having said that theyre not enough to make you run a mile.

I have been known to be full of spontaneity, 'off the wall' ideas and a definite liking for the random. One minute sitting on the couch, the next deciding to go to Paris for the weekend or getting the first flight out of Heathrow has always been an experience and a half.

Am a keen traveller, from having travelled the world to just coming back from Vegas and San Diego - buy me a drink and ill tell all (ofcourse not the Vegas part - what stays in Vegas and all that).

Work in Risk Advisory as a Manager - not as boring as it sounds but hey it pays for the date and no dout the 'coach' bag you guys always want.

About you? You are curious about the world around you. You have a hint of sassiness, can take a joke, sarcasm and are not easily offended as I can say whats on my mind. Honesty and loyalty are always great traits to have and something that I possess myself. The rest is negotiable haha although I do have little patience for fakes.

If romance and passion appeal to you like they do to me, let me know - throw in a dash of sarcasm and a splash of wit in there too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conjuring up ideas and the rest you will have to find out but you wont be disappointed
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes

Not to mention my bright and devilish sense of humour

I say whats on my mind - no holds barred
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie - Good Will hunting

Music - Oasis

Book - Ben Mezrich Books

Food - Ribs

Shows - Suits/Franklin and bash
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Koalas
Machine Gun
Alcohol
Macbook
Blackberry
You
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Apart from the obvious

How to save the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever I decide on the Thursday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think you can handle the truth
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