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JPR1984

29 M Brunswick, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Irish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've just moved back to Melbourne 8 months ago from Ireland (yes, I'm Irish - those guys that pronounce the number 33 as "turty-tree") and am back here indefinitely. If you don't find the information below then just do one of those message yolks.
What I’m doing with my life
Just found a new job, just found a new place and looking to get back into the whole Melbourne culture again.
I’m really good at
Making really bad jokes/puns, the worse the better! For example -

"I joined a religion once, but it turned out to be Shiite"
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't see it, but I get a lot of strangers telling me that I look like Paul Rudd.

Once when I was at a bar in Thailand I bumped into a random smart-arsed Irish girl (although, really the word "Irish girl" is implicit of "smart-arsed") with the resulting conversation:

"You look a lot like Paul Rudd", "Yeah, I actually get that a lot", "How often do you get it?", "Maybe once a month.", "Once a month? Like a period?! So you're period-Paul Rudd!"

Charming girl!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music
Too many to list but needless to say, I like my music, gigs and just the randoms that you get talking to at indie/dive bars.

Bombay Bicycle club
Frightened Rabbit
Black Keys
Arcade Fire
John Mayer
Cloud Control
Of monsters and men
Wolf Parade
British India
Big Scary
The Drums
MGMT
Ryan Adams
Radiohead
City and Colour
Elbow
The National
Doves
Foster the People
Handsome Furs
Lumineers
Mumford and Sons
Phoenix
Eels
Two Door Cinema Club
Weezer
Rolling Stones
Interpol
We are scientists
Modest Mouse
Fleet Foxes
Passion Pit
Battles
Bon Iver

Shows
Homeland
The Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
Big Bang Theory
IT Crowd
How I met your mother
Community
The Wire
Adventuretime

Books
I do enjoy reading, but I never really get the time to invest in it. Some of the books that I've most recently read though.

1984
The Road
The Hunger Games
The Hobbit
The six things I could never do without
Music
My guitar
The Internet!!
Friends
Corn Flakes
Travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm Irish, I'm probably in the pub but I surprise myself sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be a fat kid. When I was 12, I came into school with my trousers on inside-out. I figured that it was cool and that I'd just run into the toilet to put them on properly. When I sat down on the ceramic toilet seat to tie my shoes after, I split the lid in half. The teacher made a big [excuse the pun] stink about it in front of the whole class asking for someone to own up. Jokingly, everyone suspected me but it actually was. There, I said it!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humour and are able to take the piss out of yourself.

or

You enjoy gigs, indie/rock music and/or play an instrument

or

You're just a decent person and you think you'd get on with me.