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JPWifey

32 F Uxbridge, MA

I’m looking for

  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a self-described geek. I'm into science and love learning. I am working towards finishing requirements to be an Addictions Counselor.

I love getting into long conversations about social justice, politics, religion, science, and whatever else comes up.

I am very kinky and always looking for something new to try. I have only recently embraced my bisexuality instead of hiding it. I would love to experience being with a woman before I kick the bucket.

I love video games, reading, dorking out, mocking things, and baiting some drama loving family members into debates on Facebook by posting inflammatory status updates.
What I’m doing with my life
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Raising my kids, loving my family, and finishing a program to become an Addictions Counselor. I'm also trying to squeeze out free time whenever I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All sorts of crafts, ranting about random things that bug me, making up nonsense to see how much my kids will actually believe, drawing, and losing track of time during long conversations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I am a person in their general vicinity. Honestly, I don't know because I have never bothered to ask. I don't care too much about what people notice first about me. Maybe my long hair or my awesome glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More by Greta Christina; The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius by David Thorne; The God Virus: How Religion Infects Our Lives and Culture by Ray Darrel; Delusions of Gender: How Our Minds, Society, and Neurosexism Create Difference by Cordelia Fine; Lucifer Effect: Understanding How Good People Turn Evil by Philip Zimbardo; Parallel Worlds: A Journey Through Creation, Higher Dimensions, and the Future of the Cosmos by Michio Kaku; A Song of Ice and Fire Series by George R. R. Martin

Movies: Secretary; Red; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Pink Floyd: The Wall; Get Him to the Greek; Labyrinth; V for Vendetta; The Departed; Inception

Shows: Daria; Game of Thrones; The Newsroom; Franklin & Bash; Real Time with Bill Maher; Defiance; The Daily Show; The Colbert Report; Firefly; Aeon Flux

Music: Pretty much anything that is not country and gospel... and Christian rock.

Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kind of woman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(In no particular order)
My hubby
My best friend, Lyds
My family
My brain's left hemisphere
Kinky sex
My brain's right hemisphere

Oh, and the obvious oxygen and sustenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very perverted things.
Science-y things.
The universe (I'm a total space geek).
What I might be forgetting.
More perverted things.
Social justice issues.
The idiocy of the current US Congress.
Why anyone takes the Tea Party seriously, much less puts up with their insanity.
My Addictions Counselor program and the next steps to get my certification and licensing.
What I want to eat for supper...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeling grateful that I can (hopefully) sleep in the next morning instead of herding children onto the school bus and wondering how much awesome I can jam pack into the weekend before the reality of Monday hits again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmmm... I have an atrocious understanding of world geography (embarrassingly poor knowledge of it, really) and that I have some pretty kinky fetishes.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to me.
You want to tell me that I'm beautiful/pretty/sexy/hot/etc.
I already know you and you just want to chat.
I don't already know you and you just want to chat.
You're the woman of my dreams and you want to know if I am the woman of yours.
You want to talk about anything I am interested in.
The Staff Robot told you to.
You're bored.