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32 Menlo Park, CA Man


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  • Ages 22–36
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My Details

Last Online
Mar 1
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My general qualities: dreamer, creative, loyal, nerdy. They're not all amazing, though: I'm also overly honest.

I am a big fan of wordplay, although I usually come up with it a minute or two too late. I am consequently (or unrelatedly?) awful at scrabble. I pay too much attention to meanings and will crack up at an unintended double entendre at the most inappropriate times.

I'm a very easy-going type, if you're genuinely excited about something, chances are i'll enjoy it too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spent five years in a whale's vagina, in the name of science. I have now emerged from that splendid and worthwhile environment(where I was frequently mistaken for a urologist despite my lack of medical knowledge of or interest in the male reproductive anatomy). I'm currently doing postdoctoral research in a slightly different field, trying to cross-pollenate my idea flowers with the constant buzzing of bureaucratic bees. (Beads?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking ahead( Keeping my word. Making a plan. Following directions. Listening. Skipping the BS. Making dessert.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually I go unnoticed until I open my mouth. If I'm in a group, it'll typically be after a long silent period, and (hopefully...) something astute or hilarious. People will laugh and then wonder "where'd that guy come from?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Candide (the best of all possible satire?),Douglas Adams,The Red Queen,Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid,Giraffes, Elephants, Baboons: an Equatorial Grasslands Bestiary.

Movies: Anything with a Rifftrax. Or almost anything else, really. (There are only 3 known exceptions at present)

Music: Girl Talk and Hospital Records are foremost lately. I like most anything, though, at the right time. Even country has its moments.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I always know where my phone, keys, laptop, and portable Rifftrax collection are...and I obviously can't do without the essentials of life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are truly tangential to whatever is actually being discussed. People eventually learn to smile and nod at my puzzlingly offtopic comments.

A few weeks ago, I went for a walk and ran into a trio of kids who were up to no good. One had a pillow, another was carrying a small dog, and a third was carrying a kickball. They were camped out at the side of the road waiting for a passing car, to do what I still can barely imagine. My failure of imagination to even comprehend their plan has kickstarted my focused efforts in creativity of late. I've been doing a lot of 'creative' writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alphabetizing. Blaspheming*. Clever. Different. Elsewhere. Farsighted*. Gerrymandering*. Heedless. Inappropriate. Jazzed. Kissing. Looking. Meandering. Needling. Ostriched*. Plastered. Quiet. Rioting*. Spoofing. Trumping. Underwhelmed. Vacilating. Whiffing. Xenarthral. Yowling. Zen.

*Metaphorically or fictionally only.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a dream awhile back where i was listening to Leslie Knope give a presentation at a zoo. The animal in question was described as the 'happiest animal on the planet' and was kept that way due to the presence of a continuous fine mist of apple cider. I made a comment that I would also be the happiest animal on the planet if i had a mister full of apple cider, which i found uproariously funny and woke up laughing hysterically.

I then looked back on the story and realized that it makes no sense and is not funny at all. I think the dream was a meta-criticism of myself for watching Parks and Recreation in the first place. The dream occurred before recent seasons made the show actually worth the time investment, so maybe my subconscious recognized that the show was developing into something awesome.

I have a ton of dreams that I really enjoy talking about, so maybe that isn't super private. Better: sometimes I edit my profile just to get new people to look at it.
You should message me if
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You give good banter or are interested in musing about the metaphysical implications of the movie Her. I am currently profoundly upset that I cannot rewrite my operating system to achieve the Singularity (also: less profoundly yet still fundamentally upset that I'm forbidden to rewrite future biological OSs for 'ethical' reasons)