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31 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 2:33am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm basically the guy in the ten gallon hat (minus the ten gallon hat):
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good."

- Philadelphia's my beat and I'm walking it. But all roads lead to Rome.

- The whole full time job thing. Building up & maintaining local musicians to create their long-time careers. I'm the guy behind the scenes at live shows (mostly cover gigs but a handful of original shows as well). I got to meet Gene Simmons once. He's probably the only dude who can rock a Canadian Tuxedo.

- My friends and I have been on a road trip kick recently. I never thought I'd like traveling the continent entirely by car, but it definitely puts this part of the globe into greater perspective. Next stop, Nova Scotia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making people laugh, in any situation (including inappropriate ones).
- I like to think I'm above average at photography.
- Sherbet Land in Mario Kart. I've never lost.
- Anthropomorphizing.
- Dancing & singing in the shower / while making food.
- Naming pets. (e.g. One of my dogs, Atticus, derived his name from the Zygomaticus Major Muscle because he never stopped smiling. That, and he was as noble as Atticus Finch. I also suggested Watson for my friend's Dachshund because he looked like a Sherlock Holmes character).
- Picking out greeting cards. Usually can get it in the first try.
- Making dogs smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An older lady at WaWa once commented on my eyes. On a separate occasion, two women in an elevator said I smelled nice. Both instances were somewhat off-putting in that it felt like the start of an Axe or Hot Bod commercial.

I was also told I had good posture once. WTF?

Besides that, I'd have to say my glasses (zort).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: J.R.R. Tolkein (LOTR, the Silmarillion, Children of Hurin); Harry Potter; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rum Diary, and anything by Hunter S. Thompson; anything by Kurt Vonnegut; Me Talk Pretty One Day or David Sedaris in general; The Count of Monte Cristo; The Idiot; The Beach; A Farewall to Arms (Bradley Cooper's rant in Silver Linings Playbook is an apt appraisal); Philip K. Dick, My Uncle Oswald.

Movies: The Big Lebowski (anything Cohen Bros.), Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Back To The Future (1), Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell!), LEGEND, The Dark Crystal, The Beach, Casablanca, Cocktail, anything Broken Lizard, anything Wes Anderson or from the 80's. Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell usually crack me up, Jumpin Jack Flash, Ghost (it gets me every time).

Shows: Broad City, The Simpsons, The Office, LOST, 30 Rock (I love Tina Fey's brain), Dexter, FRIENDS, Due South, Seinfeld, Rescue Me, Family Guy, King of The Hill, Gargoyles, old Nick at Night, Portlandia, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Girls, The Walking Dead, HIMYM, Hell on Wheels, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Twin Peaks, Alone in The Wilderness.

Music: 311, Sublime, Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Green Day, Blink-182, Brand New, Death Cab For Cutie, Bob Marley, Linkin Park, Queen, RHCP, Foster the People, The Smiths, Naked & Famous, Cage the Elephant, Group Love, Lorde, Phoenix, Rival Sons, & Victoria Watts.

Food: Anything Italian. A good salad. Mashed potatoes. In & Out. I get overwhelming cravings for carrots sometimes, Cadbury Eggs @ Easter time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pizza
2. Netflix
3. My Dog (although I think she's an evil genius trapped in a dog's body)
4. My camera
5. My burgeoning library
6. Vanilla Lattes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Should I move back to Rome?

- The perks of being roommate free.

- Why some people can't figure out how to use touch screens at WaWa or the grocery store?

- The universe. Earth travels 67,000 mph around the Sun. Our solar system travels 490,000 mph around the Milky Way. The Sun & Earth have orbited the Milky Way only 20 times since the beginning. This shit blows my mind!

- Should I go running or make dinner and veg out after work?

- Which album should I listen to for this run / for this meal?

- The day Comcast tries to increase my fees $1 too many. It will be a glorious day. The day in which I give up internet forever. I can't wait, I'm so excited!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out a band for my job or hanging out with friends. Or, if I don't feel like anything, watching movies while editing photos. Sometimes driving to my hometown to see my mom, bro, and pup.

Occasionally making meth with Walter White, shooting Zombies with Rick Grimes, "Anne Perkins!", @ the cut with Cullen Bohannon, exploring the unknown with Agents Mulder & Scully, drinking at Paddy's Pub, enjoying the trees with Special Agent Dale Cooper, etc. etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be; Would you go along with someone like me?
If you knew my story, word for word, had all of my history; Would you go along with someone like me?"

I'm shorter than the world's tallest cow:

I'm on a free, online, dating site. Am I a cheap date, or what?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. think you can out movie quote me. know how to work the Nikon D7000 intimately. like seeing live music (& 311 is your favorite band). want to buy a telescope and gaze out into the heavens.'re looking to shake things up. can watch this all the way through: sing ceaselessly.'ll dance with me while we make dinner.