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JPop237

30 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a pretty laissez faire attitude towards life but I'm not without my passions.

If you’re susceptible to laughing, for your own health, I suggest moving on.

I’m world traveled, quick witted, and curious to experience.

Photography & running preoccupy my free time but I'm looking to get back into mountain biking, kayaking, camping, traveling more, and the like. Hopefully with someone fun & special.

People who chew with their mouth open or don't use their turn signals irk me the most.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good."
- Convincing musicians "it's not just about the music".
- Philadelphia's my beat and I'm walking it. But all roads lead to Rome.
- The whole full time job thing. I'm the guy behind the scenes at live shows (mostly cover gigs but a handful of original shows as well). I got to meet Gene Simmons once. He's probably the only dude who can rock a Canadian Tuxedo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making people laugh, in any situation (including inappropriate ones).
- I like to think I'm above average at photography.
- Sherbet Land in Mario Kart. I've never lost. What!?
- Anthropomorphizing.
- Dancing & singing in the shower.
- Naming pets. (e.g. One of my dogs, Atticus, derived his name from the Zygomaticus Major Muscle because he never stopped smiling. That, and he was as noble as Atticus Finch).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An older lady at WaWa once commented on my eyes. On a separate occasion, two women in an elevator said I smelled good. Both instances were somewhat off-putting in that it felt like the start of an Axe or Hot Bod commercial.

Besides that, I'd have to say my glasses (zort).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: J.R.R. Tolkein (LOTR, the Silmarillion, Children of Hurin); Harry Potter; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rum Diary, and anything by Hunter S. Thompson; anything by Kurt Vonnegut; Me Talk Pretty One Day or David Sedaris in general; The Count of Monte Cristo; The Idiot; The Beach; A Farewall to Arms (Bradley Cooper's rant in Silver Linings Playbook is an apt appraisal).

Movies: The Big Lebowski (anything Cohen Bros.), Shawshank Redemption, Ghostbusters, Back To The Future (1), Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell!), LEGEND, The Dark Crystal, The Beach, Casablanca, Cocktail, anything Broken Lizard, anything Wes Anderson or from the 80's. Ben Stiller and Will Ferrell usually crack me up.

Shows: The Simpsons, The Office, LOST, 30 Rock (I love Tina Fey's brain), Dexter, FRIENDS, Due South, Seinfeld, Rescue Me, Family Guy, King of The Hill, Gargoyles, old Nick at Night, Portlandia, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Girls, The Walking Dead, HIMYM, Hell on Wheels, It's Always sunny in Philadelphia.

Music: 311, Sublime, Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Green Day, Blink-182, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab For Cutie, Bob Marley, Linkin Park, Queen, RHCP, Foster the People, The Smiths, Naked & Famous, Cage the Elephant, Group Love.

Food: Anything Italian. A good salad. Mashed potatoes. In & Out. I get overwhelming cravings for carrots sometimes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family & friends, although important to me, are lame responses so I've omitted them from below:

1. Pizza
2. Netflix
3. My Dog (although I think she's an evil genius trapped in a dog's body)
4. My camera
5. My burgeoning library
6. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I move back to Rome?

How awesome it is to have my own place finally.

Why some people can't figure out how to use touch screens at WaWa or the grocery store?

The universe. PBS shows or what-have-you about space blow my mind. I'm currently trying to work out how gravity fits in with the other 3 forces. With no formal physics training, I'm finding it a bit difficult.

Should I go running or make dinner and veg out after work?

Which album should I listen to for this run / for this meal?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking out a band for my job or hanging out with friends. Or, if I don't feel like anything, watching movies while editing photos. Sometimes driving to my hometown to see my mom, bro, and pup.

Occasionally making meth with Walter White, shooting Zombies with Rick Grimes, "Anne Perkins!", @ the cut with Cullen Bohannon, exploring the unknown with Agents Mulder & Scully, drinking at Paddy's Pub, etc. etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be; Would you go along with someone like me?
If you knew my story, word for word, had all of my history; Would you go along with someone like me?"

I'm shorter than the world's tallest cow: http://www.wifr.com/home/headlines/Local-Cow-Now-Holds-World-Record-279064071.html
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you think you can out movie quote me.
...you know how to work the Nikon D7000 intimately.
...you like seeing live music (& 311 is your favorite band).
...you want to buy a telescope and gaze out into the heavens.
...you're looking to shake things up.
...you can watch this all the way through: http://youtu.be/o1eHKf-dMwo
...you sing ceaselessly.
...you'll dance with me while we make dinner.