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40 Huntington, WV Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:21am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Funny + sincere + impulsive + mildly retarded = Me

What I’m doing with my life
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Work for money, music for fun, weirdness for the sake of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an ass of myself on purpose for the sake of my friends and loved ones laughter... it's TOTALLY worth it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. After that, it's usually that I remind them of my friend Jared.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Pleasure of my Company, The Illuminatus Trilogy, Life After God, "Whatever you think, think the opposite".

Movies: F for Fake, 2001, Intacto, Moon, Delicatessen, The Royal Tenenbaums, Oldboy, Dune, Happiness, Thin Red Line.

Music: Iron and Wine, Jamie Lidell, Pedro the Lion, School of Seven Bells, Julian Velard, Cheeseburger, Aloe Blacc, Ray Lamontagne, Trus'me.

Food: ALL OF IT!!!!! NOM, NOM, NOM!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, friends, laughter, food (duh), bicycles, glasses (I don't see so good)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. How I may fuck things up that I haven't even started to the point I never do them.
2. Inconsequential details of the things that me and my friends do that I think are hilarious even though they are meaningless to others.
3. Music
4. The opposite sex, but not in an objectifying or weird way, just that I think they are captivating and I like their company.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sitting on my porch with a posse of friends making videos like this: or possibly seeing a friends band play or possibly nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On here? I was once arrested for indecent exposure. It is a great story. I will have to tell it to you sometime.
You should message me if
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Any of this jibber jabber compels you to want to know more.