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JRBaphomet

32 Provo, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Part-time office drone. Full-time twerk machine. Texpatriate. Former missionary. Post-Mormon. Or whatever. Reluctant Utahn. "Promising" local band. Degenerate cartoonist. Book, music, and movie snob. I had to fight back the urge to write "film" instead of "movie" with a baseball bat. That's the level of snobbery we're talking about. Heavy metal enthusiast. Armchair Satanist - really, I just love the aesthetics. Stoner-American. Junkie behavior reserved exclusively for eating terrible food and then jogging it off. Level 6 Tiefling Druid. Bowler. Apprentice leatherworker. If we somehow end up together, you and I will have at least three arguments about adopting a chimp. Yes, I know that they bite people's faces off. No, I don't care. Some college.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly trying to keep myself entertained.
I’m really good at
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Telling very tangential anecdotes. Drawing. Playing music. Helping people move.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sweet-ass denim jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jesus' Son. Moby Dick. Blood Meridian. Infinite Jest. Slaughterhouse-Five. The Metamorphosis. The Name of the Rose. Heart of Darkness. The Rum Diary. 100 Years of Solitude.

Movies: Ghostbusters. House of the Devil. Coen Brothers. Tarantino. Bergman. Herzog. Schwarzenegger. Neesons.

Shows: Oscillates between obsessives reviewings of "True Detective", Star Trek, and cartoons.

Food: Bring it on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My inhaler, pen, paper, guitar and then two other things. Probably a fridge. And a TV.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
eating the perfect donut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either seeing live music or playing it myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I said that I'm 6 ft up there in my little sidebar-thing, but I'm actually 5 ft 11, and I round up. Shameful, I know.
You should message me if
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you think I'm "cool".

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