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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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By day, a writer. By night, a twerk machine. Texpatriate. Former missionary. Post-Mormon. Or whatever. Reluctant Utahn. "Promising" local band. Degenerate cartoonist. Book, music, and movie snob. I had to fight back the urge to write "film" instead of "movie" with a baseball bat. That's the level of snobbery we're talking about. Heavy metal enthusiast. Armchair Satanist - really, I just love the aesthetics. Stoner-American. Junkie behavior reserved exclusively for eating terrible food and then jogging it off. Level 6 Tiefling Druid. Bowler. Apprentice leatherworker. If we somehow end up together, you and I will have at least three arguments about adopting a chimp. Yes, I know that they bite people's faces off. No, I don't care. Some college.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly trying to keep myself entertained.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling very tangential anecdotes. Drawing. Playing music. Helping people move.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sweet-ass denim jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jesus' Son. Moby Dick. Blood Meridian. Infinite Jest. Slaughterhouse-Five. The Metamorphosis. The Name of the Rose. Heart of Darkness. The Rum Diary. 100 Years of Solitude.

Movies: Ghostbusters. House of the Devil. Coen Brothers. Tarantino. Bergman. Herzog. Schwarzenegger. Neesons.

Shows: Oscillates between obsessive reviewings of "True Detective", Star Trek, and cartoons.

Food: Bring it on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My inhaler, pen, paper, guitar and then two other things. Probably a fridge. And a TV.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
eating the perfect donut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either seeing live music or playing it myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I said that I'm 6 ft up there in my little sidebar-thing, but I'm actually 5 ft 11, and I round up. Shameful, I know.
You should message me if
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you think I'm "cool".