Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nice guy in a mean city.
I'm not here to impress anyone, however I can say with conviction
that I am a decent man with a lot to offer. I am primarily on this
site to make friends, but to be honest, it would be nice to just
have a cup of coffee with someone if only once. I've been in
Houston since the end of 2013 and these goals are starting to seem
unlikely. So go ahead, surprise me.
Feel free to check out any of my other internet presences. I hide
What I’m doing with my life
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"PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE!"
I’m really good at
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Drinking warm beer. Also I can make simple tasks look like Olympic
sports. Kids love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hey it's the balloon guy!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not much of a reader which is something I keep meaning to
change. I like Kevin Smith movies, Star Wars, and lots films
designed to make people throw up. I don't watch TV and I am a
musician so music is important. For music I like ROCK N ROLL,
grunge, punk, classical, some metal, some techno, a little indie
rock, industrial, and alternative. Food is good. I enjoy the vast
majority of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All necessity is relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why they don't call it DEATH insurance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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