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JRChaos

34 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not here to impress anyone, however I can say with conviction that I am a decent man with a lot to offer. I am primarily on this site to make friends, but to be honest, it would be nice to just have a cup of coffee with someone if only once. I've been in Houston since the end of 2013 and these goals are starting to seem unlikely. So go ahead, surprise me.

P.S. I don't send harassing perverted messages to anyone on this site. I hate the fact that so many men out there do. I'd hate to find out if I've ever associated with these subhumans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking warm beer. Also I can make simple tasks look like Olympic sports. Kids love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey it's the balloon guy!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not much of a reader which is something I keep meaning to change. I like Kevin Smith movies, Star Wars, and lots films designed to make people throw up. I don't watch TV and I am a musician so music is important. For music I like grunge, punk, classical, some metal, some techno, industrial, and alternative. Food is good. I enjoy the vast majority of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All necessity is relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why the hell I think so bloody much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably sittin around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll admit anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't. Prove me wrong.