I like riding my bicycle and listening to music and podcasts about
What I’m doing with my life
According to my mom, what I'm doing with my life is drinking too
much and not studying enough. So there's that.
But you didn't ask her, so who cares what she thinks! I'm in
medical school right now which takes up a lot of my time, but
probably less than you would think. It also means that I like to
randomly shout things like "STAT" and "femur." Aside from that, I
spend a lot of time going to the city with classmates and winning
I’m really good at
building up the front and middle of a story only to end it
abruptly. Maybe that's just quirky, or something?
The first things people usually notice about me
is my beautiful beard, immense intellect, rugged good-looks, and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
John Dies at the End
A Song of Ice and Fire
Good Omens (or anything Terry Pratchet/Neil Gaiman)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arrested Development, Peep Show, British Panel shows like QI and
I like pretty much all varieties of rock music, from mellow
barely-rock to super heavy barely-music.
I think Eggplant is disgusting and mushrooms aren't much better.
But aside from that I'm down for pretty much anything, food-wise.
The six things I could never do without
-Halloween flavored foods/drinks
-I really like apples
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
getting white girl wasted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Preteen me asked a toy store employee if a beanie-baby had once
contained heroin because I misread the label that said something
about "the toy contained herein." As far as she knew, it had not.
They're very similar words, so maybe this isn't even embarrassing
enough to put here.
You should message me if
you don't believe reverse-psychology works. If you do believe in
reverse-psychology, you should totally not message me.