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JRoget803

33 M Williamsport, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love writing and pride myself on being witty. However, when asked to write about me, I seem to have the mental acuity of a goldfish with down syndrome.

So let's try this. Here's a list of things about me:

1. I love writing both music and fiction. I've never had any of my fiction published, but this is something that I really want to change in the near future. A major part of my job is technical writing, and I have to say that it's pretty cool to see something that you wrote with official company graphics and posted on a website.
2. Music is a huge part of my life. I love writing it and performing it, and recently re-met a kindred spirit that I'm currently writing and performing with. It honestly feels amazing to perform again, and I can't wait until people get to hear what we're writing.
3. I love movies. I think that great cinema has amazing properties. A great film can stick with you for days, weeks, months or years. There's no other art form that can cause its fans to get together and bowl (The Big Lebowski), wear fishnets and high heels (Rocky Horror Picture Show), or start beating up their best friends (Fight Club). The best thing about movies is that it's easy to love the best and the worst movies ever made. Very rarely do you ever go out of your way to listen to music that is horrible or read a book that makes no sense, but bad movies are amazing.
4. I love women with tattoos and piercings, which is weird because I have no piercings and only two tattoos. I'm still trying to figure this one out.
5. I own my own house, so I have that going for me.
6. I don't have any STDs or children. No baby mama drama here.
7. I bought Buffalo Bills season tickets for 2013. I'm not sure why.
8. I like playing video games but the older that I get, the less of them I play.
9. I love stand-up comedy but you'll rarely find me at a comedy club. I have a list of comedians that I love and rarely venture outside of them. My favorite comedians are Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman ("God is a 12-year old boy with autism" has to be my favorite line ever), Mike Birbiglia, Li'l Jimmy Norton, Patrice Oneal, Joe Rogan and Lewis Black.
10. Karaoke rules.
11. I recently left a LONG term relationship (almost 6 years)

Here's what I'm looking for:
1. Someone that can stimulate me both mentally and physically.
2. Someone that loves to laugh.
3. Someone that can identify what she wants out of life and isn't afraid to do whatever it takes to get it.
4. Someone that has their sh*t together.
5. Someone who is as comfortable at a dive bar as she is at a formal dinner
6. Someone that is still reading this crap.

There are things in this world that I don't understand, like war, love, gravity and the lay off the land. But all of these remain mysteries but one thing is for sure, you are worth living for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a technical support engineer for a company that manufactures sensors for the semiconductor industry. It is as boring as it sounds. In my spare time, I play bass in a band that is trying to get off the ground.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, chemistry, math, trivia, playing bass, karaoke, drinking, smoking, being the sweetest boy in the world
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes. They are two different colors. I'm so straight that even my eyes are hetero(chromic)......
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Dune, anything from Chuck Palahniuk, science fiction and horror

Comics - Y: The Last Man (actually anything from Bryan K. Vaughn), Watchmen, Batman, Marvel's Ultimate Universe, etc.

Movies - Big Lebowski, Dawn of the Dead, Dr. Strangelove, Memento Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Kill Bill, Inception, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, A Clockwork Orange, Army of Darkness, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Tron: Legacy, The Great Outdoors, I Saw the Devil, The Human Centipede, Snatch, Anchorman, Audition, The Producers (original), South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Blazing Saddles, Hostel, Punisher: War Zone, Take the Money and Run, Cabin Fever, X-Men First Class, Dead/Alive, The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Being John Malkovich, District 9, etc. etc. etc.

Video Games - the Assassin's Creed series, Lego games, Mass Effect, Dead Space, etc.

Shows - Breaking Bad, Dexter, Family Guy, Hoarders, Chopped, South Park, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Lost, Phineas and Ferb, etc.

Music - Tool, Coheed & Cambria, Rocket from the Crypt, Pushmonkey, early Weezer, the ying yang twins, Anarchy Club, That Handsome Devil, All Get Out, White Zombie, Gwar, Fantomas, The Spill Canvas, Nothingface, Our Lady Peace, Ben Folds Five, etc.

Food - I love Asian cuisine especially Vietnamese and Korean. I'm into fresh vegetables a lot. My favorite time of year is when the farmer's markets open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My heart
My brain
One kidney
Part of my liver
One lung
My pancreas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music
Ideas for tattoos
How small and insignificant every human is inside of this massive universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I haven't had a typical Friday night for a while...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am undergoing a real transformation in my life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't mind being offended and you're still reading this crap.