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33 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

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  • Ages 19–99
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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Writing and reading mostly philosophy at a place on a mountain that reminds me of a haunted Arcadia.
Making 'contributions' to 'culture' via freelance meanderings
Tumbling into the abyss of nothingness, co-piloted by whiskey and cigarettes
Cruising JSTOR
Being a kitten Dad
Figuring out the difference between love in an DH Lawrence novel and love in real life (This used to say F.Scott Fitzgerald but clearly my attitude about love has changed significantly)
Living in a quaint WestEnd bachelor suite writing a novel that I would like to assume will be of interest to everybody with their heart in this city. Also, I am developing the most mutually loving relationship with my adorable black and white kitten. Her name is Persephone, who was Queen of the Underworld in Greek Tragedy. I keep a watchful eye over her to make sure she's not taken away from me by the evil Hades.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing essays (I can write yours for a small fee)
Listening (All my exes were excellent talkers)
Drinking (I'm actually kind of a lightweight)
Cooking (I'm classic French trained)
Contemplating whether the predicates 'good' and 'exists' actually mean anything (Metaethics geek)
I'm sure I'm good at an innumerable amount of things, so this might be bottomless. However, it shouldn't be outdone by the infinite number of things I'm not good at. But listing things you aren't good at, is like admitting some defeat. So I won't. I would like to think I could be good at anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That's up for them to decide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Before Sunrise, Closer, Annie Hall, The Sunset Limited, Meloncholia, or anything by Lars von Trier, any doc by Adam Curtis, all things Woody Allen, Enter The Void, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Solaris, Breathless, Ruby Sparks, Detachment, Royal Tenenbaums, My Dinner with Andre, Good Will Hunting, Dead Poets Society, Nymphomaniac, Her, Blue Jasmine

Treme, The Wire, The Simpsons, Jon Stewart, NOVA Science Now, Girls, Twin Peaks, The Office, Shameless, Newsroom, Masters of Sex, True Detective

Angela Carter, Jean Paul Sartre, William Burroughs, F Scott Fitzgerald, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Borges, Kafka, Voltaire, Foucault, Cormac McCarthy, Christopher Hitchens, Mordecai Richler, Robertson Davies, Jonathan Letham, Michael Turner, Annabel Lyon, Zuszi Gartner, Margaret Atwood, Malcolm Lowry

Bob Dylan, Conor Oberst, The Cure, David Dondero, Tom Waits, Two Gallants, BJM, Kurt Vile, The War on Drugs, Rural Alberta Advantage, Sun Kil Moon, Bison, Black Mountain, Danzig, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Slayer, Townes Van Zandt, Robert Johnson, Woody Guthrie, Lindi Ortega, Neko Case, Chelsea Wolfe, Cursive, The Smiths, heavy cream, Tilly and the Wall, Coco Rosie, Sons and Daughters, Songs: Ohia, The Magnetic Fields, SNFU, The Mynabirds....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitty-cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Free Will Problem
Who killed Laura Palmer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Romancing all the kitten babies
Committing acquaintance to my better self (though the self is an illusion). So it follows, many Friday's are spent doing this.
Mending an interminable broken heart
Changing the world
Carefully tracing the measures of my heart onto hostile sheets of paper
Giving Douglas Coupland, Michael Turner, Tim Taylor, etc. a run for their money
Miscellaneous hedonistic outlets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing. Which is something. Is it?
You should message me if
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You are a bookish gothic lumberjack who likes kittens and whiskey and philosophy.