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JSPA26
27 / M / straight / Single
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Banking / Financial / Real Estate
- Income
- $40,000–$50,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am witty, sarcastic, and probably buzzed.
My Self-Summary
Not sure what to say here, as apparently a vague or unimaginative
self-description is grounds for deletion; I guess just letting my
personality speak for itself is not an option. Soooo, let's see. I
live in Philadelphia, which I really like, and I'm always trying to
find new bars/restaurants..fortunately, there's no shortage here. I
consider myself a travel "enthusiast", even though I lack both the
money and the free time to indulge that enthusiasm to any great
extent. What else? Um...I have been told that I have a very good
sense of humor, I'm extremely sarcastic, self-deprecating, and
sometimes cynical. I probably drink a little too often, I have a
weakness for scotch, I am proud of my iTunes playlist, I am highly
judgmental of others' iTunes playlists (and bookcases), and I love
dogs (but despise small children, so I'm not trying to ingratiate
myself to the ladies with that one). I dunno, just find out for
yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
That's actually a great question. For now, I am just in a bit of a
holding pattern. I took some youthful risks and pursued my "dreams"
right after graduating college, and came to the startling
realization that things like a steady paycheck, benefits,
stability/security, and an actual long-term plan are somewhat
important. So I swallowed my pride and sold out, and now I'm an
uninteresting member of the corporate workforce. So what is the
long-term plan that I've come up with, you ask? I'm not entirely
sure, but it involves grad school within the next year. Apart from
that heavy stuff, I am trying to have as much fun as possible.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, writing, talking to new people, foreign
languages, stuffing my face
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my dimples, my horrifyingly pale skin, my...shoes? I
dunno.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Morrissey and cheeseburgers: the cornerstones of any fulfilling
life.
The six things I could never do without
Good beer
Good food
City life
Wifi
My iPod
My favorite pair of jeans
Good food
City life
Wifi
My iPod
My favorite pair of jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The starving children in Africa. And cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking and making the awful decision to eat greasy food right
before bedtime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I spend way too much time and money on manscaping. That's not very
scandalous, I guess. Ask me in private, and I'll tell ya.
You should message me if
You're interested in talking to me? I have run out of anything
clever to say here.
