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22 Plainview, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
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5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Christianity, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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Assistant fashion designer working in my stomping grounds in manhattan's garment center.

I work for a company that produces most of the graphic tees you've seen in major retailers, so this means I come with tee shirt privledges for all your wardrobe needs guys 😁

My main goals while teaching a duck tape crafting class is to have none of the kids duct tape the wall, or their own mouths-- AGAIN.

Fashion girl... Did the whole fashion school thing . Alumni at the accredited school you've seen on project runway ;)

Former Style Guru for
Dark Chocolate Lover.Risk Taker.Loud.Fun.Crazy.Beautiful.Professional Shopper.Modern Prep.Vintage Junkie.

Past Intern Queen at Marchesa, Milly & Nanette Lepore. ( So you know I can walk dogs, Pick up dog S#$%-- with/or without a coffee in hand , and run in heels all at the same time)

Was an interior designer for a HOT MINUTE, post graduation . Seeing middle-aged women have meltdowns over window treatments just wasn't creatively fulfilling for me ....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating , breathing , and sleeping my Thesis collection.
(now post-grad I am constantly working on my ever evolving portfolio)

Drinking / spending way too much money on coffee.

compulsively buying clothes from Forever21 online, because I question my life choices, feeling suddenly Old-- when shopping around packs of teenagers.

Living my dream! Always planned to being a designer. Been working towards making it in design school since I was little.

Sewing my F****** brains out, sketching my heart out, swatching all over the garment center.

Now that I am out of school, I am working as a Fashion Design Instructor and taking on design work when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing espresso shots. I'm in fashion I have to be the energizer bunny!

The art of pulling an all nighter; coffee delivered at 11:30 pm sharp .. Plow through to pass out roll out of bed in leggings some sort of tunic . Erase Paste. Prada Sunnies out the door.

Convincing my father how much money I am saving him EVERYDAY. ;)

Talking to people everywhere I go.

at listening to my mini students.. From what they confessed at church-- to where their favorite place to shop is! ask me the funniest thing they have said to me this week!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I'm wearing ... Maybe you'll see me in my crystal encrusted Chanel flats , my prized Classic Jumbo , a jeweled headband in my hair... Or in the summer a Lilly Pulitzer shift dress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Can eat my weight in sushi easily

mother is full italian, my father is a jew which makes me a Pizza bagel, & means I appreciate tasting all FOOD! not a picky eater here.

anxiously awaiting Shameless to come back on showtime, if you will be my binge--watching buddy we'll be good.

**** so sad that shameless season 5 ended. THAT ENDING! Now I gotta wait till next effing season!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six?! That barely covers my shoes !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is no such thing as a bad date- its a good date, or a fabulous brunch story!

How many frogs I have to kiss until I meet my... You know the rest.

What it's going to feel to be a legit working designer.

How I ended up with all these crazy hysterical stories?!

If all else fails, Do stand up comedy-- or exploit my crazy family and write a book, it SHOULD be lucrative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from a day of shopping (shopping is my cardio) plopped down surrounded by shopping bags.

Plowing through design work after a dinner out with friends .. Or asleep. This gal needs her beauty sleep!

binge--watching my shows with a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents met on a blind date almost 40 years ago.... Which has led to 33 + years of crazy.

I own over one hundred handbags,
I'm currating a collection!

I have a purse that cost four figures.

how much my education cost. to the dime.

I waddle in high heels.

I avoid food shopping like the plague .
You should message me if
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If your looking for the real deal.

If you think you could out talk me. I dare you.

You want to drink coffee with me. Lots of it.

If you have never watched / or know what the Long Island Princesses are.

If you want to hear some of my stories - they don't call me The Carrie Bradshaw of Shitshow for nothing lovies ;)