Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Assistant fashion designer working in my stomping grounds in
manhattan's garment center.
I work for a company that produces most of the graphic tees you've
seen in major retailers, so this means I come with tee shirt
privledges for all your weekend
wardrobe needs. 😁
Fashion girl... Did the whole fashion school thing . Alumni at the
accredited school you've seen on project runway ;)
Former Style Guru for CollegeFashionista.com
Dark Chocolate Lover.Risk
Past Intern Queen at Marchesa, Milly & Nanette Lepore. ( So you
know I can walk dogs, Pick up dog S#$%-- with/or without a coffee
in hand , and run in heels all at the same time)
Was an interior designer for a HOT MINUTE, post graduation . Seeing
middle-aged women have meltdowns over window treatments just wasn't
creatively fulfilling for me ....had a short stint in the sex
industry as an assistant designer for erotic lingerie -- there's a
lot of work that comes into designing and producing crotchless
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being the tee shirt DIY girl at work.......
(now post-grad I am constantly working on my ever evolving
Drinking / spending way too much money on coffee.
compulsively buying clothes from Forever21 online, because I
question my life choices, feeling suddenly Old-- when shopping
around packs of teenagers.
Living my dream! Always planned to being a designer. Been working
towards this since I was in middle school .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At finding treasures at the dollar store - why pay more than a buck
if you don't have to? No shame shopping in the dollar tree in my
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I'm wearing ... Maybe you'll see me in my crystal encrusted
Chanel flats , my prized Classic Jumbo , a jeweled headband in my
hair... Or in the summer a Jeweled tent ( for the statement of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Can eat my weight in sushi easily
mother is full italian, my father is a jew which makes me a Pizza
bagel, & means I appreciate tasting all FOOD! not a picky eater
anxiously awaiting Shameless to come back on showtime, if you will
be my binge--watching buddy we'll be good.
**** so sad that shameless season 5 ended. THAT ENDING! Now I gotta
wait till next effing season!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six?! That barely covers my shoes !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is no such thing as a bad date- its a good date, or a
fabulous brunch story!
How many frogs I have to kiss until I meet my... You know the
What it's going to feel to be a legit working designer.
How I ended up with all these crazy hysterical stories?!
If all else fails, Do stand up comedy-- or exploit my crazy family
and write a book, it SHOULD be lucrative.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted from a day of shopping (shopping is my cardio) plopped
down surrounded by shopping bags.
I actually do get paid to shop undercover around NYC - so sometimes
it's part of the job 😏
Plowing through design work after a dinner out with friends .. Or
asleep. This gal needs her beauty sleep!
binge--watching my shows with a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents met on a blind date almost 40 years ago.... Mom was only
in it for a ride back to Brooklyn , The rest is history ..33+ years
of crazy ( marriage) .
I own over one hundred handbags,
I'm currating a collection!
I have a purse that cost four figures.
how much my education cost. to the dime.
I waddle in high heels.
I avoid food shopping like the plague .
My wedding centerpieces are picked out , professionally
photographed and framed in my home ( I keep telling my mom to take
it down and fuck off)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your looking for the real deal.
Are not looking for a woman who only eats spinach with no
If you think you could out talk me. I dare you.
You want to drink coffee with me. Lots of it.
If you get my humor - and thought the centerpiece bit was fucking
If you have never watched / or know what the Long Island Princesses
If you want to hear some of my stories - they don't call me The
Carrie Bradshaw of Shitshow for nothing lovies ;)
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