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JShiv

34 Omaha, NE Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm independent, sane, and single.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drinking craft beer and keeping your fucking servers up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Buying books I'll never read.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lazy eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't remember the last Fiction book I read. Still life with woodpecker maybe. I've never read Harry Potter. Suck it.

Curb your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Top Gear.

Aphex Twin, High on Fire, Nebula / SciWax, Trampled by Turtles.

Pizza, Burritos, Pot Roast. Cheesecake.

I usually only watch documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music.
Internet.
Python.
Motorcycle.
Coffee.
Almond Crunch Bars.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people violate Read-Only Friday.

Myself.

Bass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the fuck I want.

Building shit.

Or sitting on the internet.

I might be at the gym.

Or at the bar, seeing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably not as jaded and cynical as I think I am.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have a quiet trip to Ikea to look at book cases, followed by a nice stop at Chipotle, and good conversation. Maybe stop at the liquor store for some bourbon. Get home, unpack the book cases. Have a drink. Slap you around a bit while we make love, and look deep into your eyes while I choke you. Maybe parade you around like a dog. Cuddle until we both fall asleep, wake up, and put up the book cases.